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Scalpers' Spoils

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Developer:
Parodie Games
Publisher:
Parodie Games
Platforms:
Windows Mac
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About This Game

Congratulations. You are the problem.

Welcome to Scar City, where every limited drop is a public safety incident and you are the reason. Scalpers’ Spoils is a satirical first-person scalper simulator about sprinting through crowds, swatting pop-ups during online releases, hoarding hype, and reselling it for maximum resentment. Play solo or in 4 player co-op.

Wreak havoc, one drop at a time

Mega-Mall Mayhem: Elbow past Collectors while Attackers turn the queue into chaos. If stock sells out while you are inside, expect a scramble to escape with anything.

Small-Shop Scramble: Tight layouts, quick grabs, faster tempers. Get in, scoop singles, get out.

Online Drop Duels: Beat the online bots, add to cart, check out before it vanishes.

Profit, or open the shiny thing like a clown

• Keep items sealed for safe flips or rip packs for jackpot rares.

• Batch open and assemble full sets for premium sales.

Flip the city

Your Storefront: Decorate, stock heat, and haggle. Back room storage for the mountain you will list later.

DM Deals and Ambushes: List on your phone, pick a meetup, and hope the buyer doesn’t pull up packing heat!

Hype Feed: Today’s viral is tomorrow’s cringe. Buy low, sell high, pretend it was strategy.

Co-op catastrophe

Run full co-op with up to four players. Assign roles, block aisles, grab goods, drive the getaway cart, and make Scar City collectively hate you faster.

Life in Scar City

Day is for drops. Night is for schemes. Redecorate, shake gacha machines, and plan tomorrow’s civic disruption.

Key Features

• Satirical first-person scalper sim

• Chaotic drop events with shifting NPC personas

• Online drop mini-games with pop-up swatting and cart stuffing

• Risk and reward economy: sealed vs opened, batch processing, set bonuses, price swings

• Store management, haggling, back room hoarding, night restock

• Phone hub: Map, Messages, Listings with price history, Bank, Hype, Crew

• Co-op up to 4 players

• Sandbox progression with unlockable systems and decor

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows (64-bit) 10
  • Processor: i5 3550 / RYZEN 5 2500X
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1050 / AMD R9 270X
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 5 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

FAQ

How much does Scalpers' Spoils cost?

Scalpers' Spoils costs Free.

What are the system requirements for Scalpers' Spoils?

Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows (64-bit) 10 Processor: i5 3550 / RYZEN 5 2500X Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1050 / AMD R9 270X DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 5 GB available space Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

What platforms is Scalpers' Spoils available on?

Scalpers' Spoils is available on Windows PC, macOS.

Is Scalpers' Spoils worth buying?

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When was Scalpers' Spoils released?

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