-40% OFF

Horny Blocks

$0.99 $0.59

Release Date:: Aug 27, 2025
Developer:: MaxHS
Publisher:: One HandFun
Platforms:: Windows

Strategy Indie Casual Action Steam Achievements Family Sharing Single-player

About This Game

Horny Blocks is a classic break blocks game with an adult twist, designed for you to relax while enjoying progressively challenging stages.

Key Features:

All girls in the game are over 21 years old.
Various girl styles to choose from
Full nudity in HD quality
Classic break blocks gameplay
Large unlockable gallery
Calm, relaxing music
One-hand-friendly gallery mode

Get ready to enjoy stunning girls while breaking blocks and having a good time!

Screenshots

User Reviews

Mixed

3 user reviews

67%

Positive

User #888468 english

1 hrs at review

Recommended

Seems fun, feels like there are a lot of levels, the girls are cute, and the game has a nice selection of power ups and such. There is no animation, but the pictures are cute, and a tiny bit naughty. Nothing really raunchy. One thumb up. 84 minutes start to finish for 24 levels, with some levels having to be tried more than once to defeat. I like some challenge, this was really good for this type of game.

User #782267 english

6 hrs at review

Recommended

I played it all the way through and found it fun. I enjoy Arkanoid style games, and having girls in it adds a little extra motivation ;) If you're into getting all the achievements, go for it, it's guaranteed fun. For $1, I definitely recommend it

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10 or Greater
Processor: Intel Core 2 1.06Ghz
Memory: 1 GB RAM
DirectX: Version 9.0
Storage: 500 MB available space

FAQ

How much does Horny Blocks cost?

Horny Blocks costs $0.59. Currently 40% off!

What are the system requirements for Horny Blocks?

Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 or Greater Processor: Intel Core 2 1.06Ghz Memory: 1 GB RAM DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 500 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

What platforms is Horny Blocks available on?

Horny Blocks is available on Windows PC.

Is Horny Blocks worth buying?

Horny Blocks has 67% positive reviews from 3 players.

When was Horny Blocks released?

Horny Blocks was released on Aug 27, 2025.