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You Suck At Football
- Release Date:
- Aug 4, 2025
- Developer:
- Gorka Games
- Publisher:
- Gorka Games
- Platforms:
- Windows
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About This Game
🏆 Control the Ball
Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.

🏐Physics-Based
This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.
One slip = massive progress loss
No checkpoints in hard mode
Every climb is earned

🫂Multiplayer Mayhem
Play solo or in online multiplayer.
🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”
😭 “We were right at the top!!”
💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”
🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage
From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.
Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty
Vertical level design inspired by Only Up
No loading screens, just pure upward pain

🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends
The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.

🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.
Rage quits expected.
Friendships may be lost.
But if you make it to the top…
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User Reviews
As the 7th person to purchase this game, I can confirm IT IS DIFFICULT.
I LIKE IT
Very relaxing. Would recommend if you are stressed. It will surely ease your mind.
System Requirements
Minimum
- OS: Win 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalent
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XT
- Storage: 3 GB available space
Recommended
- OS: Win 11
- Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 3.0 GHz or AMD Ryzen 5 or equivalent
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: RTX 2060 or RX 7600xt or equivalent
- Storage: 3 GB available space
FAQ
How much does You Suck At Football cost?
You Suck At Football costs $4.99.
What are the system requirements for You Suck At Football?
Minimum: Minimum: OS: Win 10 Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalent Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XT Storage: 3 GB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS: Win 11 Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 3.0 GHz or AMD Ryzen 5 or equivalent Memory: 16 GB RAM Graphics: RTX 2060 or RX 7600xt or equivalent Storage: 3 GB available space
What platforms is You Suck At Football available on?
You Suck At Football is available on Windows PC.
Is You Suck At Football worth buying?
You Suck At Football has 50% positive reviews from 12 players.
When was You Suck At Football released?
You Suck At Football was released on Aug 4, 2025.
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