About me:

I'm Cass—a writer, musician, and game developer with a background in courtroom clerical work. After four years navigating the bureaucracy of the legal system, I transformed my firsthand knowledge into the satirical indie game Attorney Disbarment Adventure, now available on Steam. It's a darkly comedic legal sim where players aim not to uphold the law, but to spectacularly fail within it. The game blends moral ambiguity, Kafkaesque dilemmas, and a branching narrative to challenge the traditional justice-fueled power fantasy.

My creative path began in storytelling and modding, but now I focus on original games that explore real-world systems through interactive fiction and dark humor. I believe games should do more than entertain—they should question authority, dissect ideology, and leave players reflecting long after the credits roll. I build the kinds of worlds that demand ethical curiosity, where "winning" might mean losing your soul, and every playthrough rewrites your sense of right and wrong.

About the Game

Your legal career is about to go down in flames. Intentionally.

Attorney Disbarment Adventure is a darkly comedic, interactive narrative game where your sole objective is to get disbarred—spectacularly. Play as a defense attorney or prosecutor navigating ethically questionable cases, bureaucratic insanity, unpredictable judges, unhinged clients, and the terrifying power of your own bad decisions.

Will you be disbarred for incompetence? Sanctioned into insolvency? Caught bribing a witness or forging evidence? Or will you tragically fail by succeeding in court, becoming a competent lawyer and thereby losing the game?

With dozens of absurd, satirical scenarios inspired by real legal horror stories, this branching text adventure mixes legal drama with Kafkaesque humor and black comedy. Your choices matter, your clients are mostly guilty, and the justice system is watching. Closely.

Features

• Multiple playable paths: Public Defender or Prosecutor

• Realistic court procedures twisted into dark comedy

• Dozens of disbarment endings, each with unique moral lessons

• Original characters, cases, and legal dilemmas

• Dynamic risk systems for flight and harm that impact courtroom outcomes

• Track your sanctions, trust account, professional reputation, and mental health

• Branching choices with both ethical and unethical options

• Full replayability: Fail differently every time

Mature Content Notice: This game contains satire involving the legal system, violence, fraud, unethical conduct, and mental health stressors. It is intended for players with a dark sense of humor and a love of procedural storytelling.

Disbarment is not just a possibility. It’s the whole point.