In Capitalist Misadventures, you start off with a crumbling shack in your grandpa’s backyard and a $100 loan from a very shady lender. Is that all you’ll need to launch your empire and get filthy rich?
Hire and invest in a questionable workforce — from panhandlers and crypto miners to stray cats with ambition.
Play the stock market... or gamble your fortune in less conventional ways.
Forge documents, dodge taxes, and do whatever it takes to stay ahead. Ethics are optional.
Customize your company! Grow your tiny shack into a ridiculous corporate powerhouse with more money than morals.
Featuring jaw-droppingly realistic graphics, get a taste of what it's like to be a ruthless, exploitative entrepreneur in this game that scored a perfect 10 according to my grandma, Gigi.
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Capitalist Misadventures costs $7.99.
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Memory: 2 GB RAM Storage: 50 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Memory: 8 GB RAM Storage: 50 MB available space
Capitalist Misadventures is available on Windows PC.
Capitalist Misadventures has 100% positive reviews from 3 players.
Capitalist Misadventures was released on Jul 25, 2025.
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