Defend The Highlands

As a Scotsman I can wholeheartedly agree that we. as a nation, brought down Hadrian's wall with our epic bagpipe artillery, pillaged the Lands of the English, Irish and Welsh for porridge oats and turnips and when we had stripped the lands clean of them we headed back North whereby we barricaded ourselves into the great pub of Scotland with our tables and chairs, cracked open some Tennents superbrew and awaited the arrival of the Sassenach counter attack from which point the people's champion Wee mental Alfredo stood upon the highest barstool in the land and uttered these words of challenge. ""Take a wee gander ae these pure pieces ae prime baws!" From which point legend states, that wee mental Alfredo lifted his kilt and chucked many a broken whisky bottle and malkied many a foe to death. Seriously though I havn't had this good a chuckle at a game in ages, totally plays up on the national stereotypes but it's so ridiculous it's brilliant and I'm still trying to figure out if James ...

AHAHA! It's really a very funny game. Full of cultural references, there are jokes about nationality, but they are not offensive if you are self-critical and have a sense of humor. In addition, if you like the sound of bagpipes this game is sure to please you. Have fun. https://youtu.be/PZiomS6CzBA

im scottish and this is funny as, love it real good game for the price would recommend to all.

This game is fun ... just tons of fun

A Scottish army marches on its porridge.

I get to kill English , Irish and Welsh. 10/10

Actual genius... beautiful.

Really funny :) +1 for the independence of Scotland

Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace. Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall. Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I AM William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight? Veteran soldier: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live. Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!

Tower defense with guid scottish humour chucked in neebour, it never tires of clicking your soldiers to hear, awrite big man! Dammed addictive and ive lost a weekends gaming on it so far :P worth every penny and i don't find it offensive at all, im a Scot and proud, Aww naw!