Rattus Velocitas

This game has no right being this good. Let’s just get the obvious out of the way: no, this is not a hyper-polished AAA visual experience. The graphics are functional at best, downright silly at times - But that adds to the charm. When you play the game, it feels just right. It leans into the absurdity. The animations and assets somehow work, because underneath the surface is a game that’s tightly designed, shockingly deep, and genuinely addictive. The controls are incredibly responsive. Within minutes you’re pulling off moves that make you feel way smarter than you actually are. It channels the best of Mario Kart and Crash Team Racing, but without the rubberbanding nonsense. If you lose, it’s probably because you misjudged a turn, timed a boost wrong, or tried to cheese a shortcut and got karma'd - and you’ll immediately queue up for another go. The Track variety and design is legit just wild. The game doesn’t just have a bunch of tracks, it generates new ones randomly, ...

Very disappointing. The screenshots show customization, different modes to play and even profiles, none of that is in the game, you are being lied to. All you have is quick race and a pool of 5 maps. I assume all the budget went into the fancy manual they made...

Hidden gem of a game, from the stylised graphics to the smooth gameplay it is a joy to play, a throwback to when games where made with fun in mind! 10/10 would recommend