Pocket Hoes is a hilarious “dating” simulator where charm, mayhem and questionable decisions go hand in hand. You play as an adorable (or desperate?) protagonist who suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of wild, unique and unpredictable girls, each with their own quirks, drama and hilarious personalities.
From the goth girl who only speaks in cryptic poetry, to the clown girl who goes mad with rage in real life, to the tan elf who takes every date as a live broadcast, your goal is simple: win their hearts, ridiculous conversation after ridiculous conversation.
The game combines lighthearted storytelling with quirky scenarios and choice-based dialogue. Grow your relationships and discover each girl's story, and even some strange secrets along the way.
With colorful art, absurd humor, and a host of whores to get along with (or scare away), Pocket Hoes is perfect for players looking for fun, flirty mayhem with a hint of heart.
Will you be able to make it through awkward dates, bizarre challenges and romantic disasters?
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Pocket Hoes costs $7.99.
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: intel celeron n4020 Memory: 3 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia GTX 750 DirectX: Version 7.0 Storage: 5 GB available space Sound Card: none Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Processor: intel i3 N305 Memory: 3 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia GTX 750 DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 8 GB available space Sound Card: none
Pocket Hoes is available on Windows PC.
Pocket Hoes has 100% positive reviews from 1 players.
Pocket Hoes was released on May 17, 2025.
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