Monsters and Me 🧟‍♂️🤷‍♂️

DUDE. YOU. ARE. SO. SCREWED.

A catastrophic slime-ocalypse just turned your city into a buffet for the undead—and guess what? You're the main course.

But don’t panic! (Actually, panic a little. Okay, that’s just the right amount.)

💥 ABOUT THIS GAME

Grab your best bud (or go full lone-wolf mode) and dive head-first into Monsters and Me—a relentless, round-based, top-down arcade shooter where everything wants to eat your face.

It’s fast. It’s chaotic. It’s funny. It’s gross.

And it’s got PERKS. GUNS. EXPLOSIONS. MORE GUNS.

Also… did we mention slime mutants?

💣 How It Works:

• Turn on the power (because nothing works without it, duh).

• Buy weapons and supers (BIG ones. LOUD ones. STUPIDLY FUN ones).

• Fight off wave after wave of bloodthirsty freaks.

• Die horribly. Laugh about it.

• Do it again. But, uh, better.

🔥 FEATURES THAT WILL MELT YOUR EYEBALLS

• 💀 Zombies? LOL. Try Slime Mutant Rage Freaks.
  After a citywide sludge explosion, the locals are looking... extra crispy. Good luck!

• 🔫 18 Upgradable Weapons
  Shotguns, rifles, flamethrowers, and more. Each has 3 upgrade levels. That’s math, baby.

• 🧨 12 Special Abilities
  Each one with 3 upgrade levels, designed to wreck the mutant hordes.

• 🧬 5 Perks to Power You Up
  Want faster reloads? Bigger booms? Less dying? We got you.

• 👥 4 Playable Characters
  Play as Brian, Bob, Nina, or Tony—each with their own vibe and catchphrases.
  (Spoiler: One of them says “DUDE” a lot.)

• 🧟‍♀️ Randomized Waves, Power-Ups & Weapons
  Every run is a glorious mess. No two games are the same. That’s what we call replayability (also: chaos).

• 😂 Comedic Cutscenes & Memeable Moments
  Streamer bait? You bet your slime-covered socks. This one’s for the clippers.

• 🎮 Fluid Controls + Pixel Art Carnage
  Old-school arcade vibes with modern spice. All the charm, none of the jank.

🎤 THE LORE (YEAH, WE GOT LORE)

One day, BOOM—some genius blows up a waste plant.

Next day, sludge-mutants take over the city.

You? You’re one of the last humans standing. Armed with nothing but sheer willpower and a really angry shotgun.

Uncover the slime-filled truth behind the outbreak, evolve your loadout, and become the baddest post-apocalyptic slime-slayer this side of the arcade cabinet.

🧼 SLIME. SHOOTERS. SURVIVAL. SARCASM.

Welcome to the apocalypse, bro.

Grab a buddy or go solo—just don’t forget to reload.