Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.
At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.
This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either:
Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god
Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.
Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)
High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)
Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!
Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves
One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)
Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer
Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little
Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.
I hope you have some fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.
I’d rather endure chinese water torture than play this game from start to finish again 10/10, would recommend.
dont play duo if your duo has huge meat gloves, huge fingers because he drinks 20+ beers per night and he has a serious problem but the game was good.
The game is decent its exactly as shown, but for some reason the game has trouble saving my hats and paddles. My friend usually is the host and it saves for them. In the same run I can switch between them, but when I reload the game, they are all gone. :( The game also has trouble saving my high score and checkpoints for me. Once they fix the bugs it would be a pretty decent game (and it would be a thumbs up). P.S. I have about 3 ish hours on the game but accidentally left it running.
Underrated game one the funniest co-op experience.
W game you click space bar and that makes the boat go brrrr.
unplayable multiplayer insane delay
Very fun game. even more fun with a buddy (co-op). But requires a lot of harmony. IF you have the NERVES, play it. I wanna THANK the developer very much for this NERVE-RACKING experience!
the game was worth the 2.4$. very good gaming experience
this game was not fun at all. i somehow still got my refund thank you steam.
This game ruined my friendship with my best friend. 11/10 experience, would play again and recommend to others to have their friendships ruined. Made me caca in my pants uncontrollably at the end. Couldn't have been better. There should be a four player version so that we can all hate each other and never talk again. Once again, fabulous game, best ever, game of the year.
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Paddle Paddle Paddle costs $4.99.
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+) Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPU Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 1 GB available space
Paddle Paddle Paddle is available on Windows PC.
Paddle Paddle Paddle has 82% positive reviews from 100 players.
Paddle Paddle Paddle was released on Jul 25, 2025.
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