If you've ever been a student and/or had a teacher, you should play this game -- especially if you've had an inspirational teacher. This game will make you THINK about the academic system in a different way, since you get to BE the academic system, and appreciate all the hard work teachers put in in spite of the system. Also, it's got a nice, catchy theme song.
No Pineapple Left Behind
- Release Date:
- Feb 18, 2016
- Metacritic:
- 59
- Developer:
- Subaltern Games
- Publisher:
- Subaltern Games
- Platforms:
- Windows Mac Linux
Game Tags
About This Game
Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
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User Reviews
Supported in the failed Kickstarter. Nice premise: have to play dystopian to try to achieve any goals (as in I think you need to turn the kids to pineapples to make money). Buggy at this time, but hopefully will improve. Keep an eye on this.
I'm a good friend of the developer, and I have to say, overall this is a great game. It's not terribly heavy handed with the politics like the other reviews have said, not any more than other simulators of it's kind. There are one or two small bugs, but nothing terrible that gets in the way of gameplay. The Mac version could use a bit of attention, but the PC and Linux versions work perfectly. Overall, 8/10, would reccomend.
Although the game has an intriguing and comical concept, I found the gameplay unenjoyable and tedious. Not worth the buy, in my opinion.
The concept of the game is way better than the gameplay
Terrible tutorial, poorly executed engine, and generally just dull.
This game is really brilliant in its approach to commenting on high stakes testing in schools. Sadly, the fun and even some of the message are lost in an overly-complex game design that requires constant micro-managing of teachers and even individual students; for this reason, I didn't even play beyond the first couple of schools because each one became bigger, and the prospect of constantly pausing to zoom in and use an action on a specific student was too daunting to keep playing. Of course, even that's part of the message; it's hard to design curriculum around individual students, why not just turn them into pineapples?!
BAAAAD! Game runs once before it refuses to load Tutorials are ok (ish) and no way to build your own schools
really interesting idea, but theres so many buttons yet such little direction on how to use them :(
Good idea, not that great of an implementation.
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Win XP / Win 7 / Win 8 / Win 10
- Processor: 2 GHz
- Memory: 500 MB RAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 688 MB available space
Recommended
- OS *: Win XP / Win 7 / Win 8 / Win 10
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 2 GB available space
FAQ
How much does No Pineapple Left Behind cost?
No Pineapple Left Behind costs $6.99.
What are the system requirements for No Pineapple Left Behind?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Win XP / Win 7 / Win 8 / Win 10 Processor: 2 GHz Memory: 500 MB RAM DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 688 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS *: Win XP / Win 7 / Win 8 / Win 10 Memory: 2 GB RAM DirectX: Version 12 Storage: 2 GB available space
What platforms is No Pineapple Left Behind available on?
No Pineapple Left Behind is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.
Is No Pineapple Left Behind worth buying?
No Pineapple Left Behind has 44% positive reviews from 16 players. Metacritic score: 59/100.
When was No Pineapple Left Behind released?
No Pineapple Left Behind was released on Feb 18, 2016.
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