🔥 Stellar Blade: A Review So Horny It Violated the Geneva Convention 🔥 Listen to me. I didn’t play Stellar Blade — I was defiled by it. This wasn’t a gaming session. This was a spiritual awakening wrapped in latex and jiggle physics. I booted up the game, saw Eve’s opening strut, and immediately started breathing like a pug in July. The way she moves? Illegal. The outfit? Criminal. The backshots—I mean, backflips? I needed a priest and a bottle of holy water. Every time she dodged an attack, I dodged my dignity. That woman didn't just slay monsters — she slayed me. Emotionally. Physically. Anatomically. The camera angles? Designed by the devil himself. Someone on that dev team was NOT okay. I’m talking “spent 400 hours animating her inner thigh with tears in their eyes” energy. I entered cutscenes as a man and exited as a puddle. At one point, the camera panned behind her while she climbed a ladder, and I swear to God, I heard my PS5 whisper, “You don’t de...

Game is fine, but I got a 24 hour block by Denuvo for trying out different Proton versions. Paying for the privilege of Denuvo cucking you out of your authentic copy of the game makes me not want to recommend it.

Only after 80 hours I understood the Adam & Eve reference, for some reason I was distracted by something else. Can't say what was it though.

This game is absolutely amazing. It's one of those once-in-a-lifetime games that rarely come along. The music is Nier-ish but has its own unique identity. I highly recommend this game if you enjoy compelling stories, engaging gameplay, and exceptional music. It was so good that I had to 100% it. [u]Positives[/u] + The soundtrack is one of the best I've heard in a game. It perfectly captures the atmosphere wherever you go. It's become something I listen to at work. + The graphics are high quality, with no stutters or jitters on my computer, likely due to frame generation. Personally, I don't like relying on frame generation, but it runs better than many games I've played. + The animations are gorgeous. The art direction of this game is truly something else. + The combat has a lot of depth with various combos you can perform. Parrying feels smooth, though dodging can be a bit iffy (unless you know the bosses' attack patterns). Some may disagree with this point, but after playing it t...

stellar blade may not have the best story (sometimes it feels like it was written by chatgpt), but it more than makes up to it with the incredible gameplay and combat that will genuinely have you hooked and wanting more of the game. also, the game has an amazing (even stellar, perchance) OST.

I almost skipped this game, thinking it was going to be a gacha cash grab. A friend convinced me to give it a shot, and I’m so glad they did. As a fan of soulslikes, JRPGs, and action RPGs in general, this game far exceeded my expectations, it’s genuinely fantastic. The gameplay is tight and satisfying, but what really surprised me was the story, it’s actually really great. It reminded me of a more mature and refined Kingdom Hearts, largely due to its strong Eastern storytelling influences. Even collecting cosmetics is fun and rewarding. 100% recommend.

I played through Stellar Blade, and my opinion hasn’t changed since the first time I picked it up on PS5. It’s just a solid, well-made game created by people who clearly care. It doesn’t try to be anything more than a game—it’s not chasing *Game of the Year* or pretending to be some deep artistic statement. And honestly? That’s more than enough for me. Three endings (good, bad, and a secret canon one), smooth, satisfying combat that feels like a mix of Devil May Cry and Sekiro, great music, and straightforward but likable characters. I was surprised how such a simple formula hooked me for dozens of hours. Will I be looking back on this game with nostalgia years from now? Nah. It’s no NieR: Automata. But it’s a fun ride that doesn’t leave you feeling like you wasted your time or money.

I liked what i saw in the trailers. main character looks zzzexy, monsters look cool, music sounds cool, combat looks cool. When I started playing though I quickly was getting bored. I had zero motivation to do do missions and the main reason for that being the story. the story is not good at all in my op. combat was cool but feel like it could be refined and tweaked to be better. my biggest complaint with the combat was the useless 4SS gun. It has like no Ammo, even fully upgraded for all its ammo types and it DO not DO no damage to the point I just didn't use it witch is a shame because I wanted a mix of gun and melee combat like Devil May Cry or Bayonetta out of this game. Lastly I wish this game had more character customization options. Sliders would be nice, more hairstyles, makeup, eye color, skin color, change outfit color. The character customization that is in the game feels like they thought of having all the stogh I just said but ended up just saying "Meh, shes hot, It wil...

I wanted to love this game, but the gameplay isn't very good. This game does nothing better than all of the games it borrows from, and instead of feeling fluid, the game just feels clunky due to odd mechanic choices. I would highly suggest just playing the demo first and then making a decision to purchase. I didn't do that, and I regret the purchase.

I find this game hard, but when I do well in it, it makes me feel more prepared to the everyday... difficulties of life. I guess they do have something in common: once you've finally mastered how to reliably dodge an enemy, another one appears that cuts the ground from under your feet. Fail, get up, rinse, repeat...