Stair Tap

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Okay, so I was just casually tapping my way up staircases like a normal person, right? But then my neighbor's parrot started squawking in the background, and suddenly I’m trying to beat the lava in this game while also deciphering whether the bird was trying to tell me the meaning of life. My phone froze for a second, and I kid you not, I saw my reflection in the screen. For a moment, I thought it was someone else. My wife came in, and I was so deep into the game I accidentally handed her the TV remote instead of my phone. She stared at me for a second and said, 'You know, you can’t play this forever.' And I was like, 'But... I’m almost at the top!' I didn’t even know what I was talking about anymore (i don't even know if there is a top.) She left and the dog barked twice. Anyway, 10/10. Would tap again.