America Is Burger. this game is brilliant, an unfettered, uncensored, unafraid, and unabashedly a bold anti capitalist metaphor. new meat is a brilliantly addictive turn based jrpg roguelite that is as bleakly brutal and boldly gross *existentially* as it is extremely funny and thoughtfully self aware of living in the situation put forward by capitalism that forces us to "just take the burger job, if you need money, theres always mcdonalds" and puts it under a masterfully applied a tightly understood microscope of the worst parts of capitalism to live under that are supposed to be the dregs remaining to save us. america is burger, and this game gets it. there is nothing more to do then the money that it makes and wants of you, you can only be punished and forced to be setup for failure of an ever increasing quota and goal you can never truly possibly meat without giving up your life to the soulless carcasses that live in the restaurant underground. you feel at the core that the de...
New Meat
- Release Date:
- Feb 19, 2025
- Developer:
- Alex Lemley
- Publisher:
- Alex Lemley
- Platforms:
- Windows
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About This Game
New Meat is a fast-paced horror-comedy roguelite about burgers, monsters and dead-end jobs. You play as Niko, the new hire at a remote burger establishment named Burger Site, and it's your job to keep the freezers stocked with meat for the hungry customers to munch on. How do you do that? Simple! Just head down to the horrible sprawling flesh-dungeon underneath the building and blast a few of the roaming monsters into delicious meaty chunks! Just make sure they don't take a bite out of you, first.
Survive five days of mayhem to earn your place as a permanent hire, and if you do really well, possibly even more. Anything can happen in the Meat Dungeon, and there are lots of secrets to find...though you might not like what you see.
SO WHAT DOES THIS GAME HAVE?
Tons of builds! With 120 equipment pieces, 36 legendary weapons, 50 game-changing magic curios, and a stat progression system that puts you in complete control of your character's growth, every run promises a unique and wild new build!
A unique progression system! Some roguelites let you continually build up your stats between runs, while others are one-and-done. New Meat combines these two formats in a unique way, taking place over five days and allowing you to build up your stats more and more with each passing day. But, Day Five is the cutoff, and after that you're judged and start the whole week again. It's a hybrid system that should appeal to every kind of roguelite fan!
Every stat counts! Your character stats aren't just for fighting. They help with dungeoneering, too! Raise your Attack to more easily break open barrels and chests. Raise your Defense to reduce damage from hazards, or your Agility to gain a chance to dodge them altogether. Think Luck is useless? Higher Luck gets you more AND BETTER loot from chests!
Permadeath? Not exactly! Death isn't the end in the Meat Dungeon. No matter how well or poorly you do, you'll always be on track for one of the game's many endings. There's just as much to see and learn in failure as there is in success, so take your lumps and accept your fate, whatever it might end up being. (You still might want to avoid dying if you can help it, though.)
Innovative "Triple-Take Dialogue System!" New Meat is built for replayability from the ground up, and that even includes the cutscenes. The unique "Triple-Take Dialogue System" ensures that cutscenes will stay fresh even across many playthroughs.
12 Endings! This game tracks your progress closely and judges you carefully. There are many ways your first week on the job can play out. In some of the endings, you even survive!
And plenty of secrets to find! But that's up to you.
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: WindowsR 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit)
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU
- Storage: 1 GB available space
FAQ
How much does New Meat cost?
New Meat costs $4.99.
What are the system requirements for New Meat?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: WindowsR 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit) Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU Storage: 1 GB available space
What platforms is New Meat available on?
New Meat is available on Windows PC.
Is New Meat worth buying?
New Meat has 100% positive reviews from 1 players.
When was New Meat released?
New Meat was released on Feb 19, 2025.
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