Crash Dummy

It doesn't work without controllers. With a keyboard you can't even skip the starting cutscene, and after the whole cutscene is finished playing, it says "press B", and no key works.

Right off the bat, the game treats the player to the Unity startup menu. Following that is the finest animation that North Korea has to offer in a cutscene that looks like the scoreboard at the bowling alley when you get a strike, voiced by folks who generally enunciate well. Combining human DNA with servile dummies apparently creates some sort of hybrids, yielding your basic damsel-in-distress story. I really don't know. I assume that the plot makes more sense in the native language and hallucinatory state of the drugs in which it was written, but whatever was intended, it doesn't perfectly translate to English. The opening cutscene is the only fully animated part of the story. The rest of the plot is told through the kind of simple dialogue boxes accompanied by still-frame pictures that were standard for GBA games, albeit, littered with typos, accompanying an overall graphical style of early Flash animation. To say that controllers are supported for this game is a misnomer. As fa...

Oh my gosh guys!Crash Dummy on Steam is one of a kind game that u need to play!Their's this level called a ripoff of Ghosts N Goblins and i swear to turkey smackers that it goes on forever im dead serious i spent 78 minutes on one effing level 2D platformer this game is a joke SO DONT BUY IF YOU DONT WANT A LAUGH HOW REALLY BAD THIS GAME IS I give it a 7.6/10 for the effort it is trying to pull LOVE THE BURRITO MASTER lol im still dying with laughter how interesting this game is and how lazily designed it is! and this game is short not even 15 levels for 13 bucks give me a break! THIS GAME IS WORTH 38 CENTS lol or free for how its a trunk of hilarious activity going on in the pile of crap game!!! The videogame music isnt even synced LOL HOW TERRIBLE lol! LIKE I SAID BUY THIS GAME ONLY FOR A JOKE OR IF YOUR DRUNK at a french waffle house party!!!

My friend gave me this game as a joke-birthday present...

“Did you see that?!” Wow, Where do I even start with this vile turd of a game? It is So utterly tedious to play. The way the mechanics are taught to you throughout the game feels patronising. In fact, every time a speech box appears it feels childish and patronising. And the mechanics themselves make the already annoying gameplay even more annoying. The way the dummy moves is so irritating. Precision jumping and landing is required in Crash Dummy, so why program the crash dummy to slide off platforms? Frequently you will fall through solid platforms, or grab onto ledges to find that you can’t jump up, even though the game requires you to jump UP to reach the next section of the game. Hand to hand combat is an absolute Joke, You won’t know whether your fist will just fly through your opponent or you’ll get lucky and it will connect. Just keep mashing the punch button and hope for the best until they go away, you will take damage I guarantee. Better yet, use the gun which at ...

the most frustrating game ive EVER played 2 out of 5

the controller works good