Slime Squisher

This is one of those games that you play not because it's good, but because you're bored and have nothing better to do. It's a game where you're a strawberry standing in the middle of a map while 4 types of enemies come at you: normal, quick, ranged, giant, then a boss at the end. Your mouse is your offense and defense: clicking enemies does damage and you have to "mouse over" projectiles to nullify them before they reach you. It's a very "meh" experience, just somewhat engaging. There are more glaring flaws with the game than there's anything to praise: [olist] [*] There's a lack of critical information such as enemy health (either current or even total), so you don't know whether to choose a small damage upgrade or a new "item", or even if there's a "low health" enemy that you should prioritize clicking on. There are also some perks that state "a chance to.." but never tell you what percent chance that is or how much it's improving. [*] Meta upgrades are pretty much the only way t...

The game's not bad. But it starts out slow and feels kind of ponderous. I think it would be more fun if there was no cooldown on clicks. But the lack makes it very passive. You have a Strawberry (he/she/they are your base/tower) and they have some health and you want to defend them. Your primary form of agency is to mouse over enemies and click them. And that's definitely your best offence until your upgrades ramp up. The cooldown on clicking makes you feel very... powerless? in a weird way. There are upgrades to decrease that speed but I'd have liked it if there was more clickability. It's essentially a mediocre (but adorable) bullet-hell/wave survivor game. It's not BAD. But there's no middle button on the review and ultimately it's just a time waster. I think it moves too slow without enough capacity to really feel engaged. All the upgrades are mostly just "when a slime dies, something might happen" and some passive items that revolve around your Strawberry. Even the upgrades for...