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Horny Haunts

$4.99
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Publisher:
Gator Dragon Games
Platforms:
Windows Linux
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About This Game

Horny Haunts is a single-player platformer, where instead of surviving dangerous levels, you're trying to not cum!

After getting a hookup on a haunted phone app, will you be able to brave the Horny Haunted mansion to find true love?

Horny Haunts is made for Windows and Linux with the following features:

  • Fully animated 3D scenes between a mix of unique enemies and player characters.

  • Procedurally generated dungeon levels.

  • Advanced penetration and jiggle technology.

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User Reviews

Mixed
50 user reviews
68%
Positive
1 hrs at review
Not Recommended

This game is one of the most frustrating games I have played in a long time. I don't hate it... But it has a lot of flaws. You will very often be hit by a flying dildo, and then be thrown into an oncoming mummy with a massive dong who throws his ass onto you so hard that you get thrown into the tounge of a freaky ahh bat, and then you get thrown over into a massive stationary dildo, in which you cum and lose. The levels are random, and sometimes feel impossible, and are other times easy. For instance, I died 4 or 5 times trying to win against the ghost lizard, and the hardest challenge, where you cannot get hit at ALL took me 1 try. Even then, when you win, you get a very mid and boring sex scene with either a hot dog lady or some other various creature or object. I can commend this game for one thing. Furries, you should be thanking this person. You should be thanking them because this man is keeping your rent down. I.E., he is detering companies and normies from joining and ruini...

21 helpful 17 funny
6 min at review
Recommended

12 helpful 13 funny
3 hrs at review
Not Recommended

Platformers are usually awesome, but this one sucks ass. Very little invincibility when you take damage, allowing enemies to combo you, and your character takes too long to get up after being hit. Each H-Scene is unlocked by replaying the game in some manner of a "challenge mode", but most of the modes are repetitive and uninspired. The scenes themselves are of mediocre quality, lacking much sound like the rest of the game. The music incessantly loops, droning, laughing at you. This game sucks bad and I really should've waited for an F95 post, but I have too much admiration towards BigCozyOrca to pirate it.

10 helpful 1 funny
21 min at review
Not Recommended

orca i love you and your art but this game needs a lot more work, too punishing for how little reward there is and offers way too little for 5 bucks imo, hope it gets updated. very unfair placements of pit falls and enemies comboing you is just not fun. maybe more playtests are needed? idk, not your best work though I'm afraid

8 helpful
1 hrs at review
Recommended

The vision and execution of the game are great. The game length depends on your skill, appetite for punishing level mods, and whether or not you plan to play one handed while enjoying the character designs. Its a great game for short speedruns and amusing streams with your friends. My favorite level mod is the exploding cum for two reasons: the explosions are fun chaos that add tension to an otherwise silly game, and because I wasn’t expecting the mod effects to continue to the post game. Shout out to the audio and sound designers and musical talent - its definitely spoOoOky!

7 helpful
30 min at review
Recommended

fun lil spelunky like game but with cock

6 helpful
2 hrs at review
Recommended

Fun little game for an hour or so. It's not hard, it's pretty short. My main gripes with it is that level geometry lacks variety, as well as enemy variety. Smutty scenes definitely should be improved. Character design and artwork is done by BigCozyOrca, its a big plus. Hope, there will be more updates in the future!

5 helpful
4 hrs at review
Not Recommended

This might have been a better September/October release. It leverages their existing technology, which is great. But it feels like it should have been given more love before its release. The gameplay is pretty much on full display, practically in its entirety, within the promotional material. The content ingame could easily have been a SFW game and it is really just a horny veneer on some decent, if sparse platforming mechanics. I'm convinced it exists entirely to justify the existence of the Churn Vector breeding mount system with a teeny bit more IK that appears to be the meat of the game's play motivation, demanding repeated playthroughs to unlock fully. One for each. My most damning feedback is that it does the bare minimum to sell the idea that the character is trying to avoid The Nut throughout their journey. It's a healthbar that goes up instead of down and, seperately, the player character does an incredibly silly bounce/flop thing when their brain leaves through their ...

5 helpful
33 min at review
Not Recommended

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it gamers. This one sucks.

4 helpful 2 funny
1 hrs at review
Recommended

Honestly it's pretty good, i recommend it for the price. The platforming is decently made and the 3D models and art are def the best part. The ending reward screens are a little jank but are unqiue and fun and i enjoy them The extra challenges are fun and give incentive to keep playing to see the rewards My only gripes with the game/ stuff i would add is give the ghost a fun little animation to show they control you. And jsut general polish. Over all ive really enjoyed the game so far and will def come back for more

4 helpful

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: AMD 5 2500/Intel i5-7200
  • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 960/AMD R9 280
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: AMD Ryzen 7 2700X/Intel i7-8700K
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 1080/AMD Radeon RX 5000
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

FAQ

How much does Horny Haunts cost?

Horny Haunts costs $4.99.

What are the system requirements for Horny Haunts?

Minimum: Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: AMD 5 2500/Intel i5-7200 Graphics: Nvidia GTX 960/AMD R9 280 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 1 GB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Processor: AMD Ryzen 7 2700X/Intel i7-8700K Graphics: GeForce GTX 1080/AMD Radeon RX 5000 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 1 GB available space

What platforms is Horny Haunts available on?

Horny Haunts is available on Windows PC, Linux.

Is Horny Haunts worth buying?

Horny Haunts has 68% positive reviews from 50 players.

When was Horny Haunts released?

Horny Haunts was released on Aug 18, 2025.

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