your wife

Im going to die alone 10/10 would recommend.

i greet wife good morning. wife eats cpu. i smile. i do schoolworks. i attend meetings. i share screen. wife present. i alt-tab. gpu cries. fans spin like it’s trying to lift off. professor asks a question. i answer. game still running. i am fulfilled. im not even doing anything sometimes. shes just there and not even complaining. i paid for this, truly a AAA staring simulator. achievement unlocked: existential dread

Cute waifu that keeps you company. Made me fall in love + jiggle 10/10

the 'game' is really good in a vacuum, just a really wholesome wife to watch your mouse for you. but with recent updates they've broken her. I can't resize her anymore and apparently there's suppose to be an icon you can click on to change outfits and a new model but there is no icon to click on. I am assuming based on the update text that the resizing feature was moved to this icon menu, which of course just locks me out of the option because there is no icon to click on.

This Game is in my eyes pretty boring. I used to buy it as a joke cause, it´s just a Euro but honestly who needs that. You can use Free Options like Bongo Cat whos more of the type of customization but in this game u got like nothing. Just a Vtuber like Model who´s staring at you and its kinda weird. Would´nt really use it unless you want to annoy your friends with an empty game or funny name. Would not recommend to buy!

so..you cant change your wife's look, i cant make her smaller, and i cant make her move! you might think "how is this a problem?" it is a problem for me because when i open the game im greeted to her giant bazooka's and she is huge and i cannot move her around so i have to stare at her luggage until my brain finally gets the idea to alt tab. i open the game again the next day expecting things to change. repeat.

it give free trading cards you can sell so its worth it

It's a great desktop decoration. There's a wonderful waifu looking at what you're doing as you work. It gives people a really warm sense of company. But here's the thing. Apparently it would be super difficult to keep her on while gaming. For some reason, this app is taking up too much memory. Even when I'm not gaming, the fans in my gaming laptop is working like crazy. Meanwhile, there's no personalization for the game either. In addition, in order for waifu to work, steam must be running. This is different from wallpaper engine, which can work even when steam isn't on. But looking at the price, I say fine.

boobs are jiggling 10/10

Honestly, I only got this because my ex had it back in the day… and I had to finish the trading card collection. Gotta catch ‘em all, right?