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no the baby

$8.99
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Developer:
Erman, Egg
Publisher:
Egg and Erman
Platforms:
Windows
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About This Game

You've had enough! Peter and the other kids are manipulative little goblins, and for some reason, the teacher is trying to catch YOU! This terror will never stop. There is only one solution. You have to escape. For good. Escape before your parents come to pick you up.

no the baby is a stealth-horror game about a child trying to escape a strange kindergarten filled with puzzles, oddities and annoying children.

  • Explore kindergarten

  • Find items

  • Solve puzzles

  • Run from teacher

  • Hate the Peter

  • Sneak around

  • Features some tunes

  • Crisp textures

  • Evil contraptions

"no, the baby. no the baby. no the, baby. no. the baby"

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User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive
1 user reviews
100%
Positive
3 hrs at review
Recommended

Interesting, it's a little puzzle/stealth game, it reminds me of Hello Neighbor, the plot is super simple we are a kid who has to escape from the kindergarten. I liked the graphics, nice textures and congruent style. Somewhat short on configuration options, like being able to turn the volume up or down, but I had a good time and had to struggle a bit to find all the answers to escape. It doesn't seem to have had any kind of advertising, not even on social media, hard to understand really. The price is a bit high maybe, I recommend to wait for an sale. [quote] [i] Check out [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44959158-Critiques-Sans-Frontiers/] our curator page [/url] to discover more little underrated games like this one. [/i] [/quote]

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 7 or newer
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 and up
  • Memory: 6 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 770 and up
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 800 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Stereo

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

FAQ

How much does no the baby cost?

no the baby costs $8.99.

What are the system requirements for no the baby?

Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 or newer Processor: Intel Core i5 and up Memory: 6 GB RAM Graphics: GTX 770 and up DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 800 MB available space Sound Card: Stereo Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

What platforms is no the baby available on?

no the baby is available on Windows PC.

Is no the baby worth buying?

no the baby has 100% positive reviews from 1 players.

When was no the baby released?

no the baby was released on Apr 4, 2025.

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