Here, rose of storm

This game, which was created by one developer who worked in a sweatshop for 1000 years to get us this masterpiece is so good that it won me the lottery, cured my nine children of dementia, and fixed my marriage! You can really tell how much work and spirit was poured into this game over the arduous process of creating this hidden gem! The magnanimous graciousness of this developer who worked on this heartwarming cult classic is truly astonishing. 0.1/10

This game is perfect in every way possible. It cured my stage four cancer and revived me from rock bottom. Truly some experienced game developers were put to work to create this masterpiece. Just by playing for an hour, you can tell just how much love and effort was contributed to this creation. I truly can't fathom how much my heart melts when I launch this game. It's more than just a game, it's an unforgettable experience in which your whole life will be restored. There has never been a game that captures the essence of pure human creation. Thank you dearly for making this. 3/10.

Fun idea but empty lobbies.