One part a critique of how the prison industrial complex strips away the identities of those convicted. And one part really goofy comedy. And also one part an RPG that feels good to play and a setting that feels good to run around in.
Muffles' Life Sentence
- Release Date:
- Mar 7, 2025
- Developer:
- BossyPino
- Publisher:
- Black Lantern Collective
- Platforms:
- Windows
Game Tags
About This Game

Gameplay Features
Unlockable faces to swap identities and gain new abilities
Deckbuilding card combat without grinding or random encounters
A colorful cast of absurd criminal monsters
Statuses that include: Panic Attack, Looking for Shiv, and Poison
Visuals boasting 3 whole colors
A great soundtrack you need to see to believe
A serial story released in episodes
Puzzles that aren’t TOO tedious
Dee is in this games

Including Characters Such As
| Muffles: Faceless inmate with no idea how they ended up in prison. Did the surgeons really need to sew their mouth shut? |
| Scarlet: Pseudo-religious figurehead who has promised freedom in exchange for the Warden's head. |
| Shatter: Gang leader of the WARDEN KILLERS. He's mostly just recruited Pettys for now- but just you wait! |
| Constant: Anxious android security officer. He's gotten a bit addicted to shocking himself to help clear his mind. I'm sure that will end well. |
| Pettys: Petty criminals rendered spineless after a little soft lobotomy. |
| Half-Croc: Mostly teeth, anger, and a childhood filled with poor role models. |
And many more!
Released in Episodes
Episode 1 is free! New episodes are planned to be added every couple of months, so there can be consistent updates based on what you all think.


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User Reviews
This game is a treat. The dark tone and humor mix very well together in fun and interesting ways. The funny moments never take away from the heavier moments and allow for them to feel so much more intense. The story (as it stands; I've only played chapters 1 and 2) is really intriguing. The world feels rich and detailed. The gameplay is simple yet engaging. I'm not a card-battler fan but it felt relatively easy for me to get into and understand. This game also combines the story and gameplay together in creative ways that I really enjoy. I'm excited to see where this game goes :) If you think that you might like this game, try it out. The first chapter is free and is a good representation of the gameplay and story.
Really delightful game with fantastic art and music. Deck-building and battles are fun, story is dark and dystopian but quirky and humorous. Reminds me of Undertale, Inscryption, OFF, and Omori (without being THAT dark). Super glad I came across this one!
man i love cutting off faces
Great art style and really unique look all together. Really recommend
Love the characters, story, music, and battle system. Well-balanced difficulty. Can absolutely tell it was made with love.
System Requirements
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Microsoft Windows 8.1 (32bit/64bit)
- Processor: Intel N4100 (or similar) or better
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Additional Notes: 16:9 display is recommended but not required
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Microsoft Windows 10 (32bit/64bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 or better
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL ES 2.0 hardware driver support required for WebGL acceleration
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Additional Notes: 16:9 display is recommended but not required
FAQ
How much does Muffles' Life Sentence cost?
Muffles' Life Sentence is completely FREE to play. You can download and play it without any purchase.
What are the system requirements for Muffles' Life Sentence?
Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Microsoft Windows 8.1 (32bit/64bit) Processor: Intel N4100 (or similar) or better Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 1 GB available space Additional Notes: 16:9 display is recommended but not required Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Microsoft Windows 10 (32bit/64bit) Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 or better Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: OpenGL ES 2.0 hardware driver support required for WebGL acceleration DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 1 GB available space Additional Notes: 16:9 display is recommended but not required
What platforms is Muffles' Life Sentence available on?
Muffles' Life Sentence is available on Windows PC.
Is Muffles' Life Sentence worth buying?
Muffles' Life Sentence has 100% positive reviews from 6 players.
When was Muffles' Life Sentence released?
Muffles' Life Sentence was released on Mar 7, 2025.
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