Floating Point

Pyrocyniacal puts out a commentary video. Shows floating point as gameplay. I download the gaem. I play the gaem for 200h. I recomend the creator/s to send it to microsoft cause it's a next-gen alternative for mineswapper. Boost up some graphics maybe, custom colors and shapes and voila, one hundred million dolars.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A litt...

when you're so unbelievably bored you find these types of games

I don't get the "overwhelmingly positive" reviews for this game. It's not a terrible game, but it's not great either. The gameplay consists of using a grappling hook (really just a red line) to swing around in arcing trajectories in order to collide with some red bars. The levels consist of some randomly-placed grey boxes to which are attached red bars. The more bars you collide with (while avoiding collisions with the grey boxes), the higher your score. That's. . . basically the whole game. Pressing "enter" allows you to skip to the next level, but as far as I can tell all of the levels are pretty much exactly the same. Just randomly-placed boxes. There doesn't seem to be a clear objective to the game either, aside from simply getting a high score. There is no endgame as far as I can tell. Honestly, this looks like a simple proof-of-concept prototype that could have been made in Unity in an afternoon. There's hardly any content and the gameplay gets boring after a few minutes. A poin...

just a fun, relaxing game

Calming game. 10/10 would relax again! this game is physically impossible to rage at. Its perfect for anything. The controls are so simple it makes you want to cry of joy not dealing with some stupidly complicated controls

this game portrays itself as "peaceful" but I have found it to be nothing in regards to that. the constant struggle of keeping momentum and having to sweat in order to avoid obstacles brings me closer to frustration than a baby who had their binky taken away. with that being said, the soundtrack takes me back to a simpler, happier time. i like.

This game is the best chilax game ever.

I found this game on wheelhaus randomly. I went in thinking "only 24 mb? It can't be that great", but WOW! What a neat little game! In this game, you play as a dot and swing around like spiderman, collecting bars for points. The levels are randomly generated, so it's basically endless. You just start the game up, and relax to the tunes while playing. Best of all, it's free! I can't recommend this enough, try it out!

music on and play this game is just a relaxing thing i do