Teatime Samurai

Free to Play

Release Date:: Jun 28, 2024
Developer:: Benergize
Publisher:: Benergize
Platforms:: Windows

Free To Play Action Full controller support Multi-player Single-player Co-op Shared/Split Screen Co-op

About This Game

Who woulda thought sipping tea would could lead to an epic battle against the forces of the undead? Not us, surely, but here we are.

In Teatime Samurai, you'll journey to ancient Japan, where your old dojo has been overrun by a fabulous army of zombies, skeletons, and assorted monsters from Japanese folklore. Your host? None other than the great Nashisama, the man who taught you everything you know about slinging fireballs and drinking tea.

Twin-Stick Madness: Get ready to blast your way through hordes of enemies in classic arcade action. Dust off those dusty thumbs, it's arcade time, baby.
Couch Co-op: Party started and looking for co-op action? Look no further than Teatime Samurai. Up to four players can join the fray on the same screen.
Retro Vibes: With hand drawn retro pixel art graphics, this game is a nostalgic sendup to the golden age of arcade shooters – but with substantially more tea.
Japanese Folklore Fun: From mischievous yokai to oversized oni, the enemies you'll face are straight out of Japanese mythology. It's like a very shoddy history lesson, where the teacher gets confused half way through and starts talking about magic pizza.
Legendary Boss Battles: Face off against monstrous bosses. Martial arts champions, Oni Sorcerers, and Blues Keyboardists from 80s jam bands all await you.
Two Fabulous Game Modes: In Classic Mode you'll dive into relentless action and kill as many enemies as possible, facing down six bosses. Rack up your score and etch your name onto the high score board, proving yourself the ultimate Teatime Samurai. In Defend the Shrine Mode you'll hold up against endless waves of enemies hell-bent on destroying your shrine. Strategize, defend, and prove your skills in this survival challenge.

Grab your friends, your gamepads, your friend's gamepads, and a hot cup of tea. It’s Teatime. And this time, it's... Samurai... Teatime... Teatime Samurai.

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User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive

5 user reviews

100%

Positive

User #456315 english

5 min at review

Recommended

cured my aids and cancer at the same time, truly revolutionary.

User #539955 english

2 hrs at review

Recommended

What can I say about Teatime Samurai that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest things of all time. My wife and I would argue constantly over who got to play our retro arcade style twin-stick shooter arcade cabinet. It's one of those things NO ONE wants to miss! You know, the old 'I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can give in a little and let me play our retro arcade style twin-stick shooter arcade cabinet?' ... The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily retro arcade twin-stick shooter arcade cabinet fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found Teatime Samurai... THANKS TEATIME SAMURAI!"

User #085970 english

27 min at review

Recommended

This game's incredible! The passion, the drama, the romance. I loved all of it! The game handles like a dream and the sprite work is amazing. I loved blasting onis and killing the hilarious bosses. Dan the man f'd me up big time. I hope this guy puts out lots more games, I bet the developer is such a hunk cause wow, this game is good!

User #819781 english

9 min at review

Recommended

One of the greatest new indie games on the market

User #646337 english

26 min at review

Recommended

Truly a classic ahead of its time. Move over, Vampire Survivors.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:

OS: Windows 10
Processor: Dual Core CPU
Memory: 2 GB RAM

FAQ

How much does Teatime Samurai cost?

Teatime Samurai is completely FREE to play. You can download and play it without any purchase.

What are the system requirements for Teatime Samurai?

Minimum: Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Dual Core CPU Memory: 2 GB RAM Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5 Memory: 8 GB RAM

What platforms is Teatime Samurai available on?

Teatime Samurai is available on Windows PC.

Is Teatime Samurai worth buying?

Teatime Samurai has 100% positive reviews from 5 players.

When was Teatime Samurai released?

Teatime Samurai was released on Jun 28, 2024.