LORT

LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous power-ups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.

Bring your homies (or bravely solo it, you absolute legend) for chaotic, over-the-top co-op madness. Combo your attacks, cover each other's backs, and rally your friends by blowing the tooter as the chaos scales from "this seems fine" to "oh no."

Swords, wands, bows, or the age-old gun—it’s all up to you. Freely swap your weapons, discover explosive combos, and pick your favorite way to slap goblins into next week.

A powerup in your hand is worth two in a chest. Get to mixing, matching, and stacking to outhit and outlast your enemies with powerups like: 

              -Nah’s Barrier

              -Boomer’s Blessing

              -Trophy of Swole

              -Cool Comfy Shorts

              -And over 100 more!

Massive, weird, and ready to ruin your run—these bosses hit hard, play dirty, and laugh at your cute little power-ups. Learn the dance, punish their weakness, and slap back harder.

This isn’t just any run—it's THE run. Achieve peak power-up perfection, become absurdly overpowered, and turn the tables on this cursed world. Goblins will tell horror stories about you.

Pick your ingredients. Choose your quests. Build the run you want. Choices you make stir the pot—determining which bizarre enemies, cursed locations, and giant, weirdo bosses show up to ruin your day. Cook up chaos, or play it smart... just don’t under-season it.

Thanks for sticking around. No loot here, just raw appreciation. You read the whole thing. That’s rare. You might actually be... the chosen one.