April 24th

[h1] A Disappointment in the Key of Horror [/h1] The trailer sold me a dream: I thought I was about to relive that true horror, the kind that makes your hands shake, your heart race and want to look far fro the screen. I remembered the feeling of playing SCP: Containment Breach or Alien: Isolation, and I convinced myself that this time, I would tremble again. [h2] The Harsh Reality [/h2] What I found was a festival of cheap jumpscares. Sure, they made me flinch a couple of times, but that’s surprise, not terror. The atmosphere lacks that heavy tension that creeps under your skin, no silence that weighs on you, no darkness that unsettles you. [h2] Form Without Substance [/h2] Visually, it looks fine, and the story, though strange and rushed, does make sense within its 50-minute runtime. But none of that matters when the essence, THE FEAR, is simply not there. [h2] Conclusion [/h2] As a short experience, it’s fine. But as a horror game, it fails. And the saddest part is...

Nearly choked on my nuggets while getting grabbed by the booty cheeks in a haunted house !

get it hehe

mid. awful ending but i guess it matches the storyline.