A game that made me crouch in a corner like a little gremlin and drink someone else's coffee as quickly as I could without getting caught or burning my tongue. I'm genuinely shocked by how much fun this game is. Honestly, I thought this would be a game I'd boot up once or twice and then forget about, but I'm actually looking forward to playing more and maybe even 100%ing! The tutorial is just long enough to introduce you to the core game mechanics, the levels are fun to explore and there's plenty of humor to go around. I can definitely say this is worth the price.
Sipssassin
- Release Date:
- May 2, 2025
- Developer:
- Simmering Studios
- Publisher:
- Simmering Studios
- Platforms:
- Windows
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About This Game

As the centuries-long battle between the Sipssassins and the evil Drinkceptionists continues, a new band of Drinkceptionists have emerged from the shadows to drinkcept everyone’s drinks and take over the world. You and the international league of Sipssassins must drink every drink to find these Drinkceptionists and save humanity from total drinkception.
CHOOSE YOUR MISSION
Pick between 5 unique missions.
Play in whatever order you want.
Take on 1 of 4 distinct game modes:
GAME MODE 1: SIPSTRACTION
Find and finish 6 drinks without getting caught.
Be as sneaky as possible to achieve the ultimate score of: "SILENT SIPPER"
GAME MODE 2: HAPPY HOUR
Drink as many drinks as you can within 2 minutes.
Gain combos to up your score by drinking drinks in fast succession.
Get the highest score you can by keeping your combo going past the 2 minute mark and entering into "After Hours."
GAME MODE 3: DRINKVESTIGATE
Find and complete a drink to activate a special tracking ability. Once activated, locate the hidden Drinkceptionist and whack them with something. Take out all their hearts to win the round!
Use all of the gadgets and special abilities you can to bring down the Drinkceptionist as fast as possible!
GAME MODE 4: EXPLORATION
Meet zany characters and complete quests.
Find hidden secrets and collectibles.
Get powerful abilities (Legendary Drinks) and Special Gadgets to give you power ups across all missions and game modes.
FEATURES
25 playable characters to unlock
5 unique missions with hidden secrets
4 distinct game modes to prove your Sipssassin abilities
Over 60 different drinks to drink
Lots of NPCs to steal drinks from
6 Legendary Drinks that grant special power up abilities
6 Special Gadgets that help you be a sneaky little guy
50 collectible shards to find and rebuild the Chalice of Destiny
Disguises to gain access to restricted areas
Wacky characters to meet and talk to
An alternate dimension video game conference called "Yeet3"
A super long straw so you can drink your neighbor's milkshake
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5 (5th Gen)
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce GT 750M
- Storage: 8 GB available space
FAQ
How much does Sipssassin cost?
Sipssassin costs $9.99.
What are the system requirements for Sipssassin?
Minimum: Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5 (5th Gen) Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: GeForce GT 750M Storage: 8 GB available space
What platforms is Sipssassin available on?
Sipssassin is available on Windows PC.
Is Sipssassin worth buying?
Sipssassin has 100% positive reviews from 1 players.
When was Sipssassin released?
Sipssassin was released on May 2, 2025.
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