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Ascent of the Dragon

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About This Game

"Ascent of the Dragon" is an endless side-scrolling runner! It has leaderboard support, so when you are playing this during office hours, meetings or calls, you can still get some progression in your life. Trust me, your boss won’t give you that satisfaction.

Here are many of the reasons to play this game:
  • Pretending to Work: It's the perfect cover for when your boss is talking about something that's supposed to be easy but ends up being very complicated as always.
  • Nightingale, Palworld, or Helldivers 2 will take some time to download. It's better to play this than to just stare at your screen.
  • Procrastination Aid: Have important tasks to do and you are looking for an escape rope? This game is the perfect tool for procrastination.
  • Screensaver: When you leave the game running, it makes for a great and unique screensaver. The ultimate disguise to continue the charade.
  • Thanks to the leaderboards, you can play during office hours, meetings or calls to still enjoy some progression in your life as your boss will never give you that satisfaction.
  • Dragons: Everybody loves dragons, so why miss out? Note: If you haven’t bought the game at this point in the description, I will send my pet dragon to burn you to a crisp.
  • Healthy life choice: It's cheaper than a beer or any type of junk food, which makes it healthier.
  • Strive to be the best: This probably won’t be hard, this game will probably sell worse than the deal I made with the devil.
  • Introvert: When you're not in the mood to interact with other humans, this game provides the perfect excuse. "Sorry, can't talk. I'm busy guiding a dragon to its next collision”.


If you are still reading the description at this point, then there’s no other option than to accept the inevitable. Buy this game. Come on! DO IT.

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User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive
8 user reviews
100%
Positive
11 min at review
Recommended

Skull & Bones didn't launch on Steam to avoid competition from Ascent of the Dragon.

18 helpful 8 funny
1 hrs at review
Recommended

Good game. Reminds me of flappy birds with sense of progression. It is a light weight game which my children enjoy playing. Dragon upgrades are nice. Would love to see new powerups and more levels.

3 helpful 1 funny
51 min at review
Recommended

I want to be on top of the leaderboard. Let the grind begin! I played this game during a call with my boss. I got promoted, because he wanted to reward me for my work attitude and the fact that i always look busy and seem to click a lot. Thanks Ascent of the Dragon! Can you fix my marital problems as well?

2 helpful 3 funny
10 min at review
Recommended

Very addictive game, feels very nostalgic somehow. Plus a great game to play when you're angry and you need to calm your nerves - its like ascent of the mood. Plus its cheap so definitely didn't harm trying.

1 helpful
5 min at review
Recommended

Funny but difficult little flappy bird type of game

12 min at review
Recommended

Expected a simple game to keep me distracted when I had some time to kill and got exactly that. Actually quite addicting as you can play within 1 second of booting this game and it's even got leaderboards.

50 min at review
Recommended

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: a potato
  • Processor: Some wires to give the potato electricity
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Carve some room in the potato for a screen

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: a potato
  • Processor: Some wires to give the potato electricity
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Carve some room in potato the for a screen

FAQ

How much does Ascent of the Dragon cost?

Ascent of the Dragon costs $0.49. Currently 51% off!

What are the system requirements for Ascent of the Dragon?

Minimum: Minimum: OS: a potato Processor: Some wires to give the potato electricity Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Carve some room in the potato for a screen Recommended: Recommended: OS: a potato Processor: Some wires to give the potato electricity Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Carve some room in potato the for a screen

What platforms is Ascent of the Dragon available on?

Ascent of the Dragon is available on Windows PC.

Is Ascent of the Dragon worth buying?

Ascent of the Dragon has 100% positive reviews from 8 players.

When was Ascent of the Dragon released?

Ascent of the Dragon was released on Feb 20, 2024.

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