Yeah, no. Bad controls (delays for hooks, resulting in inaccuracy, no sensitivity for jumps, no lowering/climbing your string, no controller support). Therefore too much RNG (you may jump into a ghost at high speeds without knowing, because you can't control the jump speed and don't see as far ahead as you'll jump). I guess I lack the masochistic streak to play this.

█████████████████████████ ██ 🐷 MISSION: THICC POSSIBLE ██ █████████████████████████ if (player.fallCount > 999) { player.unlock("TRUE OINK") game.show("🔥 Butt Ascension Mode 🔥") }

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Spyder-Pig Full Check: ☑ Funny pig ✔ ☑ Grapple hook that breaks my wrist ✔ ☑ Death... so much death ✔ ☐ Tutorial (lol what tutorial?) ☑ Cute graphics ✔ ☑ THICC AGENT BOOTY ✔✔✔ ☐ Rage quit resistance ❌ ☑ Cheap price ✔ 🧠 Thoughts: The game shines when you get into a flow. It’s about rhythm, timing, and accepting the pain. I laughed, I cried, I fell down 17 levels. 💡 Tips: Don’t double jump unless you’re ABSOLUTELY sure. Farm coins early. Upgrades matter more than you think. Embrace failure. It’s part of the pig journey 🐷 🌟 Final verdict: It’s not perfect. But it’s glorious chaos. A pork-powered climb of madness.

Ze pig, it climbs. Ze pig, it fallzz. Mein gott dis game iz punissshment. But I keep playin. Why? Because ze pig haz... ze power of thicc butt physics. Schadenfreude simulator 2024. Wunderbar

Game sugoiiii desu ne~ Pig-san swing swing bam gone. Boss fight: “Will-o'-the-wisp?” More like "Will-o'-make-me-cry 😭" Very recommend, very kawaii, very die. Also... why dat pig so dummy thick?? 🐽

Agent pig?? more like Agent THICC 🐷🍑 Jump, swing, DIE, repeatttt. Game teach me pain. 10/10 will rage again. SPYder-PIG = Dark Souls for PIG lovers 🩷

pig go up pig fall down me cryy me try agin pig swing wrong me yell at monitor 10/10 family bonding 😭 p.s. my dog barked at the pig