It's rare to find a game that stays so genuinely committed to its weirdness while still being incredibly heartfelt and thought-provoking.
Arctic Eggs
- Release Date:
- May 16, 2024
- Developer:
- The Water Museum, cockydoody, Cameron Ginex, abmarnie
- Publisher:
- CRITICAL REFLEX
- Platforms:
- Windows Mac Linux
Game Tags
About This Game

Cooked on both sides. As always
Embrace the truth in Arctic Eggs, or the Tale of the Modern Odysseus. Slip into the boots of a humble Poultry Peddler, stripped of rank for crimes forgotten. Pan in hand, set forth and feed the hungry inhabitants of this humble habitat. It’s all in the wrist.
COOK LIKE THE PROS
Our team of culinary experts worked tirelessly to ensure that Arctic Eggs is the most realistic cooking simulator on the planet. Unfortunately, our chefs don’t know how to program. So we made something like Getting Over It, but for cooking eggs.
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What are fish but eggs with extra steps? What is bacon but pigs without the fluff? How long should one cook a cigarette? Such questions have plagued poets and kings since man claimed fire. Perhaps in your journey you’ll find the answers. Or like, at least the answers for YOU, dude. That’s what matters most.
TOUCH LIVES
Everyone has a story. All you have to do is listen. Or don’t. You can just click real fast to get to the cooking parts. It’s not like we’re watching you. YOU bought the game. You can play it now YOU want. I mean, who am I to tell you what to do? Not really my vibe.
REALISTIC PHYSICS
The game isn’t hard. Cooking is.
Can you cook an egg on top of Mount Everest? I am not sure. But perhaps that’s irrelevant. Maybe you can. Maybe you can't. I like to think so. :)
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User Reviews
Great gameplay, I couldn't tear myself from the game until I finished every request (close to 3 hours all in all, some of those requests had me sweating for several minutes, I have to admit), add to that cool atmosphere and nice music, and you have a great evening. Can you cook an egg on top of Mount Everest?
A wonderful indie game. I've gotten friends to play through it like three times since I first beat it in under an hour. I can't stop laughing.
The soundtrack is frustratingly good. It makes me want to apologize for ever touching an instrument. This is evocative, groovy jazz that makes you want to start abusing tobacco and drinking heavily. As the cherry on top, there's a whole video game to accompany the music. The gameplay is endearingly awkward, the environments are liminally beautiful, and the dialogue displays both absurdist wit and philosophical heft from the game's opening to its final moments. Artic Eggs makes a strong case for video games as an art form.
интересная игра
WHO LET BRO COOK ..eggs on top of Mount Everest?!
LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M ON SMOKO!
I would like an egg. Cooked on both sides.
about to move into uni accommodation so i played this game to practice my cooking skills
Normally i'm a $1 per hour, minimum, type of gamer. You will most likely complete this game in 2 to 4 hours. $10 is still an absolute steal. I would of gladly payed $20. If I had a memory erasing tool I would use it so that I could play this game again. Highly recommend.
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7 and up
- Processor: ntel® Core™ i5-3470 or newer
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 1030 or newer
- Storage: 1 GB available space
FAQ
How much does Arctic Eggs cost?
Arctic Eggs costs $9.99.
What are the system requirements for Arctic Eggs?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 and up Processor: ntel® Core™ i5-3470 or newer Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 1030 or newer Storage: 1 GB available space
What platforms is Arctic Eggs available on?
Arctic Eggs is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.
Is Arctic Eggs worth buying?
Arctic Eggs has 93% positive reviews from 59 players.
When was Arctic Eggs released?
Arctic Eggs was released on May 16, 2024.
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