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You Got Crabs

$2.99
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Developer:
BefuddleBug
Publisher:
BefuddleBug
Platforms:
Windows
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About This Game

You Got Crabs is a relaxing crab simulator that allows you to watch, and care for, crabs in different settings.

Crabs
Crabs are simple creatures. They require food and space to live, but not much else. They will roam around, eat plants or animals and breed with each other. Watch them grow and live their lives, or intervene with toys and new foods which can be found in crates that wash ashore.

Evolution
The crabs will evolve and their changes will affect their life cycles. The evolutionary processes are displayed by the color of the crab. A crab that has more red or orange will likely be able to handle heat better than a blue crab, for example. These traits are passed on to offspring, so they are able to adapt over time to changing environments. In the game, the player is able to modify the environments to force these changes.

Food
These particular crabs love to eat plants, particularly their specially formulated berries, but over time they may develop a taste for meat. If they do they will feast on the bodies of other dead crabs. If they never reach cannibalism, however, they may begin nibbling on the stalks that grow their special berries to gain extra nutrients. Be careful that they don't destroy the crop.

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User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive
1 user reviews
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Crabs! Nature's birds. Long have I sought to understand and rule these rare, obscure creatures, so I practically shat my pants when I saw this pop up on my Steam page. Metaphorical faeces was smearing up my back and onto my leather computer chair. You Got Crabs might seem like a crass title at first, but it belies a subtlety known only to crabs. The crabs in this game walk forwards instead of sideways, which is something that always pissed me off about real crabs. I also never liked that real crabs didn't have a gaping vagina on their backs so I could tell which ones I could jack off to or not. This game solves both major issues I had with crabs, and more. If you don't buy this game you are a genuinely bad person.

9 helpful 3 funny

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: 10
  • Processor: i5
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 1080 or Higher
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

FAQ

How much does You Got Crabs cost?

You Got Crabs costs $2.99.

What are the system requirements for You Got Crabs?

Minimum: Minimum: OS: 10 Processor: i5 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: 1080 or Higher DirectX: Version 12 Storage: 1 GB available space

What platforms is You Got Crabs available on?

You Got Crabs is available on Windows PC.

Is You Got Crabs worth buying?

You Got Crabs has 100% positive reviews from 1 players.

When was You Got Crabs released?

You Got Crabs was released on Dec 19, 2023.

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