Luxuria Superbia

I think I just gave the computer an orgasm. I was worried; this company's games usually put message over gameplay, but Luxuria Superbia is intuitive and relaxing, even without a joystick (although I think that would make it better). There's an option to turn off the text, if you get tired of sexy encouragement. The "stimulate it -- but not too much at once" mechanic is a lot more fun than you'd think from just reading; you want to keep the flowers at a good level of happy and blushing, but not just steamroller ahead for the goal... ...or it gets sort of dissatisfied, shuts you out and tells you "that's OK; these things happen." Frankly, I feel like the better I get at this game, the more likely I am to be spared when Skynet becomes self-aware. Or SHODAN: call me! edit: Oh, I didn't realize you couldn't say that on Steam. I assisted the computer in climaxing as I would a very special ladyfriend. "La petite mort;" that's what I meant to say.

I really, really like this game; most steam users will not (hence the thumbs down). Why? It is colorful, highly sexual without having any actualy pornographic images (though the text leaves little to the imagination), has an unusual, electronic and reactive soundtrack, and is less a game than an experience. I happened to think it was a somewhat snide concept, innovative for it's genre, and immersive in an artistic way, and I took it on that level. I like it. On the other hand, it is not a game built for the PC, but a touch screen, and as I understand it, it hasn't been altered in any way to improve gameplay for a PC. It has no plots, no really deep puzzles, isn't really a simulation (unless you count stimulation), and is graphically on par with a nicely done flash game. It also has little replay value (unless it happens to fulfill some other needs in your life), and can be played through in under an hour. In other words, it was built for casual gamers, and it is casual gamers ...

This game makes me feel very happy and very, very confused. Never thought I would get so much enjoyment and pleasure out of "pleasing flowers." ... *ahem* Yeah. This game is very sexual, very erotic, and yet, doesn't strike me as lustful or dirty. The controls (Oscillating both analogs on xbox controllers) feels just as provocative as you could expect, and everything just works together. The gameplay is very simple, but again, it all matches the theme and the feel. It all stays fantastically consistent. Now, I'm off to take a cold shower.

After reading the positive and negative reviews and agreeing with both, I felt like talking a little bit about what's going on here. When I realized what the purpose of the game was I felt really embarrassed, because I wasn't expecting that from such a colorful and apparently cute game. I kept playing and doubting, but the phrases kept appearing on the screen, and with each phrase I felt more embarrassed, and now I was involved in this situation without asking to be. Well, that seemed horrible at first, I felt a certain contradiction about what to think, continue playing or close the window, something that can be compared to real life situations. I felt invaded, but I tried to keep my optimism and remember that this is just a game with colored shapes and not the actual reality. I continued playing. Then I noticed how well those shapes and colors represented a sexual idea that we shared, using it in a completely abstract way and with an understandable and beautiful result. I couldn't...

I think I was blushing more than the flowers.

♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Simulator 2014.

I vote Luxuria Superbia for #1 Psychedelic Flower-Based Vaginal Orgasm Simulator of the Year Edit: Didn't realize you couldn't say those words. "Female Orifice Climax" Simulator is a suitable replacement. No, this isn't a joke.

most disturbing game I ever played... 10/10

First of all, I didn't know what this is about. Now I know that stimulating flowers isn't a real hobby for me. My girlfriend likes it, but she is kind of high now. Wanna have a brainfuck? Get it. Wanna have sex with flowers? Get it. Wanna have a high girlfriend? GET IT NOW! 69 / 10

I wish I could return this game and get my $3.50 back. I feel cheated because I did not at all get what was advertised. I watched the trailer and thought the game looked like a fun, relaxing color + music game, similar to audiosurf or something. What I did NOT understand from the trailer video is that this is an erotic edging game. You travel down a tunnel (it's a vag, lets face it), as strange music plays, while being given commands to go slowly and make "it" last as long as possible. The game gives you commands, like "buzz in me", "you on top" and "kiss me", among many other awkward things. Had I known this game was going to make me feel uncomfortable, like I was being coerced into leading a digital vag into a thinly veiled ecstasy, I NEVER EVER would've bought it. I bet some crusty nerds will think this game is super sexy, but as a woman I just feel used and confused by it. If you want to make a porn game, just make one. Don't mis-advertise it as some cutesy indie game and then caus...