It's super glitchy and super funny. I don’t know what’s happening, but I love it.
Goat Simulator
- Release Date:
- Apr 1, 2014
- Metacritic:
- 62
- Developer:
- Coffee Stain Studios
- Publisher:
- Coffee Stain Publishing
- Platforms:
- Windows Mac Linux
Game Tags
About This Game
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.Key Features
- You can be a goat
- Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
- Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
- MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
- In-game physics that bug out all the time
- Seriously look at that goat's neck
- You can be a goat
Mac and Linux Disclaimer
The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!Screenshots
User Reviews
-Very silly :3 -Recommend if you just want some silly fun/or messing around! -Ohh I'm Goating it -How do so little people have the 'I am bread' achievement... -(Buy the game on sale)
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Okay, I have to be honest. I looked at the name and thought it was something like the Untitled Goose Game. I did not check the rating. I should have. I turned my two kids loose on this game and oh, my god. It was terrible and hysterical. They were laughing so hard they nearly fell out of their chairs. When the F-bomb flashed up on the screen they nearly died with glee because I let them play a game that uses a top-tier swear word. Watching a 9 year old sound out and and cut herself short when she realized what word she's reading was hilarious. I have no idea if this game is supposed to have a point or if the point is sheer mayhem. I don't really care either. Watching them play had me laughing for an hour. And when they got the chonky goat it was all booty jokes. I nearly died at that point. The graphics are nuts, the game play is pretty straightforward and getting started creating chaos was super easy for my kids to figure out. Personally, I wouldn't play this game, but my kids absolut...
goated game
I remember playing this game on my uncles Xbox 360 and being so entertained by it (I haven't changed at all.) I love this game from the bottom of my heart, and can see myself still playing it five years in the future. 10/10.
11 Years later and still Goat Simulator is Fun game it have funny ragdolls and 10 euros its worth the Money and also i am recommending this game its must try of 2010s and thank you.
good
Its might be the weirdest game I played and yet it so much fun lol I would never expect that playing as chaotic evil goat would bring me so much laughter. Idk just something about how I can lick myself to moving cars and hit litelary everyone speaks to me.
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows Vista
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
Recommended
- OS *: Windows 7 or 8
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
FAQ
How much does Goat Simulator cost?
Goat Simulator costs $9.99.
What are the system requirements for Goat Simulator?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows Vista Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 2 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit Recommended: Recommended: OS *: Windows 7 or 8 Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 2 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
What platforms is Goat Simulator available on?
Goat Simulator is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.
Is Goat Simulator worth buying?
Goat Simulator has 91% positive reviews from 100 players. Metacritic score: 62/100.
When was Goat Simulator released?
Goat Simulator was released on Apr 1, 2014.
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