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The Real Texas

$14.99
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OUT NOW - The Real Texas - Part 2, Part 1 - Cellpop Goes Out At Night


Texas is launching on Steam with an all-new mini-sequel, Cellpop Goes Out At Night. The sequel is included in the Dusty Skies Edition. Buy them together and save 10%!

OVERVIEW


"These days, folks have a lot of funny ideas about what makes a Real Cowboy..."

The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.

Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he steps through a blue portal and into a purgatory dimension, Strange:

Here, a friendly witch is handing out guns to visitors. A crazed, German-speaking wizard hurls elecbolts from his castle. And upriver, something's going on that involves a lot of chickens.

Stuck in the middle sits Sam, a Real Cowboy.

... But that's just his job title back home-- it's not obvious that it's of any practical help here!

USER REVIEWS


The game has been out for awhile-- here's some reviews from other sites:

  • "This thing is like some bizarre voxel dream, with its square, swaggerin' cowboys and its castles and insane German wizard-scientists and talking rats . . . It's fun and beautiful and a little bit rough on purpose, and I suppose I'll never forget it." - Abram03
  • "i will never forget this surreal nostalgic ride. i haven't had such a rewarding experience in a long time." - countersweet
  • "This game is incredible and I cannot recommend it enough to everyone." - Microwave

FEATURES


  • Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons
  • Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business
  • Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life!
  • Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect
  • Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want
  • Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax

IMPROVEMENTS AND OTHER NOTES

For the Steam release I added achievements, improved the framerate, added more compatibility options, remastered the sound effects and optimized things generally.


Even without the mini-sequel it's a lot improved over the original release. But I was careful to NOT ret-conn the original game. People seemed to really like it, so I wanted to respect that by not changing it up in any way.

To complete The Real Texas takes maybe about 10 hours, depending on what you want to do. Cellpop Goes Out At Night might take about 1-2 hours. Both the main game and the sequel have lots of secrets and weird things to uncover. In fact, there are some things that still haven't been figured out (to my knowledge) in four years... So I made it an achievement. Ha-ha! Good luck. :)

I've put a lot of love into both of these games, and I hope you will find them special and enjoyable. Thanks!

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User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive
1 user reviews
100%
Positive
28 hrs at review
Recommended

The Real Texas is a beautiful, hilarious, and utterly confounding action RPG that whisks any cowboy brave enough to trust its idiosyncratic mechanics from the English countryside to an Americana deeper than purgatory & back in a whirlwind of witty dialog, bizarre yet disturbingly relatable characters, and philosophical undertones so deep beneath the tone that you're changing in ways that you cannot fathom, ways you can never come back from, ways that subtly redefine the parameters of conscious reality in a universe as chaotic and unbearable as it is gentle and loving and strange, strange, strange. If that's your kind of thing. We all have our own idea of what reality is, cowboy.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows XP
  • Processor: Intel Core or better
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: OpenGL 1.2 or better
  • Storage: 200 MB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectSound compatible

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce, RADEON, or Intel HD-series
  • Storage: 200 MB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectSound compatible

FAQ

How much does The Real Texas cost?

The Real Texas costs $14.99.

What are the system requirements for The Real Texas?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows XP Processor: Intel Core or better Memory: 512 MB RAM Graphics: OpenGL 1.2 or better Storage: 200 MB available space Sound Card: DirectSound compatible Recommended: Recommended: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: GeForce, RADEON, or Intel HD-series Storage: 200 MB available space Sound Card: DirectSound compatible

What platforms is The Real Texas available on?

The Real Texas is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.

Is The Real Texas worth buying?

The Real Texas has 100% positive reviews from 1 players. Metacritic score: 74/100.

When was The Real Texas released?

The Real Texas was released on Jul 12, 2016.

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