Mayhem’s Adventure

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

this game so good within 5 seconds of purchasing this game my penis grew 5 inches and since purchasing this game my life has only getting better. side note - I get soft locked a lot so a reset button would be nice so I don't have to keep relaunching

I find this game to be very valid just your typical fun 8 bit platformer nothing strange happening here.

As i have now played a good 7 minutes of this master piece of a game i am waiting very patiently for achievements to be added so i may 100 % this master class of a game. this could easily be game of the year but the MR. himself (Dylan Ward) is to kind of a soul to even let the other games stand a chance. I eagerly await for future games to be released by this solo developer. i am so excited i may soil my garments. one could say that this game is not comparable to any other game because of the amount of Easter eggs and silly little secrets to keep ones self intrigued. if for some reason your still reading this review you should buy this game immediately. As all things must end, i must end this review. I hope all who play this game a splendid time and much luck - sincerely Kuto

Good game for a first time dev. A few notes. You should add some settings such as volume control. You need to run constantly it seems, so just should just take that out and enable run speed as default. I like the little secrets about the Zypherverse! Hoping for a spin off :D The difficulty was good. I was on edge every time I hit the edge and thought I was going to fall!! Forgot to note. The game takes a long time to load. Not sure why.

i now hate my life. im returning to hentai