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Squirrel Stapler

$7.99
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Developer:
David Szymanski
Publisher:
David Szymanski
Platforms:
Windows
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About This Game

Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a short (less than an hour long) horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror.

A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again.

But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"

IN SQUIRREL STAPLER YOU CAN...

  • Hunt squirrels! Move quietly, hide in bushes, stay low, and pick the right time to pull the trigger!
  • Lure even bigger squirrels with a squirrel call!
  • Be wary of larger creatures and vengeful ghosts! You aren't the only alpha predator in the forest!
  • Freely explore a large nonlinear map littered with educational squirrel facts and more!
  • Meet god!

NEW FEATURES AND FIXES

  • The forest is more alive than ever with more to see, do, and hear
  • Unlockable GIANT SQUIRRELS mode
  • Full quality of life pass on the game balance, UI, and tutorials
  • Expanded options menu
  • Full controller support
  • Many bug fixes
  • New goodies in the goodies folder
  • Achievements

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User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive
27 user reviews
96%
Positive
1 hrs at review
Recommended

The description of the game says it all. I like the lore and tidbits hidden in the game. It's not difficult and its short if you want to 100% it. Its just over all such a great game.

3 helpful
4 hrs at review
Recommended

Sayeth The Goat of the Wood, "thou shalt not staple squirrels."

2 helpful
1 hrs at review
Not Recommended

Premise is cool. Why would anyone in their right mind think this is a good game?

2 helpful
1 hrs at review
Recommended

7/10 A very funny and memorable experience. 'Squirrel Stapler' is a game about hunting squirrels. At least that's what 'They' want you to think.. In all seriousness however, this game is quite fun, quite funny, and yet simultaneously terrifying at times.. It can build an unsettling atmosphere when it wants to, and it can make you run in fear. I think the only appropriate way to describe the story is 'cruel and unusual.' My rating is semi-critical, but do not let that fool you. This is definitely a game worth picking up. Oh before I go.. I was supposed to remind you…. GOD IS COMING!!

1 helpful
52 min at review
Recommended

This is the creepiest game ever I just played it a few mins ago and I never Played a game this scary hearing whispers and creepy stories and the ending gave me a jump scare and it ruined my day I hope more games like this come out in the future I recommend anyone playing this game thinking it's a hunting game it's NOT

1 helpful 1 funny
2 hrs at review
Recommended

There are no gods or kings. Only squirrels. -Andrew Ryan probably

1 helpful 1 funny
2 hrs at review
Recommended

A heartbreaking story about a man dealing with loss. After retreating to a remote cabin in the woods, the man finds a renewed sense of purpose by creating a tribute to his wife. She was an animal lover, after all. Expect compelling gun play and be prepared to face the ghosts of your actions. Fun is coming!

1 helpful
16 hrs at review
Recommended

I was on edge the whole time but i enjoyed it so much especially the little notes every now and then.

1 helpful
54 min at review
Recommended

god is a squirrel and i love women

3 hrs at review
Recommended

"oh my starz everything iz zo cheap!"/ref but srsly 4 a low price thiz game iz acctulay zo epik and stapling the squrrels of the wood to my wife in game was very peak. i recomend it bc itz jzt zo awezome zauce!

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support.
  • Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities.
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Sound Card: N/A

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

FAQ

How much does Squirrel Stapler cost?

Squirrel Stapler costs $7.99.

What are the system requirements for Squirrel Stapler?

Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: SSE2 instruction set support. Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities. DirectX: Version 10 Sound Card: N/A Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

What platforms is Squirrel Stapler available on?

Squirrel Stapler is available on Windows PC.

Is Squirrel Stapler worth buying?

Squirrel Stapler has 96% positive reviews from 27 players.

When was Squirrel Stapler released?

Squirrel Stapler was released on Sep 11, 2023.

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