Be My Horde

as of now i wouldn't recommend getting it ... boring gameplay .. essentially holding down space and walking around , lack of diversity in skills and non existing balancing :( Has potential and i like the concept of the game but unfortunately has quit a way to go to be recommendable.. and by the current update frequency it will remain and early access title forever -.-

Addicting gameplay loop, especially for that money. But the real reason of course is: All mighty Lady calls me worthless 10/10

This is such a neat concept, but the game just isn't fun yet. It's extremely repetitive, limited depth, and I basically leave "resurrect" toggled (an option in settings) rather than holding "A" the whole time. The one-liners from your character get stale (I turned voice down to 0%), and the meta-progression is so rapid at the beginning that the first few runs aren't skill so much as getting points to progress enough to seriously play. In other words, there is no amount of skill you can bring to do well before having lots of meta-progression. I hope this gets better because this game has potential to be a Survivors + Risk hybrid.

Interesting take on the "Vampire Survivors" genre! But "Be My Horde" misses frequent levels with meaningful decisions between perks. Every run is almost exactly the same, few level ups, few interesting decisions, practically no builds. Could be good with a complete overhaul of the level and perk mechanic, but until then, I have to recommend against buying it.

Poor explanation regarding game mechanics. Poor execution. Poor dialogue. I don't want to keep space button held down the entire time I play. Level ups are lackluster. The game cover is highly stylized. In game character portraits are laughable. Glad I paid less than $5. Curious how the rest of their EA goes.

My mistress won't punish me if I leave a bad review.

kinda bland in comparison to other games in the same genre

For such a modest entry fee (~$5), Be My Horde delivers an impressively rich Early Access experience. It’s equal parts addictive, tactical, and delightfully deranged. The concept is executed with flair, the progression feels meaningful, and its wicked charm gives it personality. With pacing and variety tweaks on the horizon, this indie gem holds serious promise—and right now, it's already worth your time if you crave inventive roguelite mayhem.

10/10 would goon again - goth mommy simulator, danke an Präsident Knabe <3

Its fun but you got normal mode, which is just easy mode behind a playwall or hard mode which is unbalanced to the point of impossibility. All of which takes place on an open field with maybe a dozen environmental assets present and zero points of interest. The final boss is incredibly simple. Every single one of her necromancer powers is unoriginal. The devs said they were taking a break but that was a month ago? Honestly it's like the kinda browser game you'd find for free on websites. Would not recommend you spend money on it in it's current state. Gimme some towns, gimme some fleeing civilians, gimme more variety.