City of Cats

I bought this game as video fodder for my youtube channel. Game is absolutely horrible. For a start, the mouse cursor is hidden and you can never find it. Setting the mouse to ping whenever you press CTRL is a MUST to even make it through the game. Clearly this interface was made for mobile devices as there's 'buttons' on the screen that you have to drag your invisible mouse over to get them to work. The developer, having made a game that works this way, has decided to make a 'realistic' bicycle game, where you have to pedal by clicking an onscreen button with an invisible mouse cursor and steer by clicking another button onscreen, with your invisible mouse cursor. It took me about five attempts to ride a bike around the neighbourhood and one of those attempted ending with my failed necromancy experiment child contorting into a pretzel and falling over, unable to do anything else until I reset the game. The game looks abominable in all aspects, nothing is where it should be and the tex...

Just bad and broken. Gameplay video: https://youtu.be/EYKyEgkSRdk

every character vibrated all over the place. level 10 was not completable because it just caused time to stop permanently. mouse vanished and I had to line it up with my second monitor and find the button blind a few times.

Okay so what you need to know before playing: 1) Dont jump, and if you do, you will enter heaven 2) Stairs are pretty much impossible to walk on, and they are slippery af when coming down 3) Cycling stops the time. 4) Game is unbeatable 5) Dont accidentally press ESC, it will ruin your life 10/10 game, would absolutely recommend to my family

TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS GAME TO YOU WOULD BE LIKE TRYING TO TELL GRANDMA WHY BO NICKEL IS A -7000 FAVORITE EVERY TIME HE FIGHTS CAW CAW. THOSE ARE SOME BOXING ODDS RIGHT THERE CAW CAW. WHO KNOWS UNCLE FESTER COULD BE RIGGING THINGS NOW CAW CAW

Can I have my $1.50 back LMAO

The story of this game is as deep as the characters sink into the textures.

Game seems to be unbeatable halfway through the game, which I got to in about 15 minutes of gameplay. Sadly, I cannot recommend for that reason alone.

City of Cats Positives: + Its got cats in it (always a plus even when they look like mutants) + So hilariously bad its fun to laugh at + Driving is actually not that bad + Its over in 15 minutes Negatives: Where do I start... - Full of game breaking bugs and glitches - The most stiff, ugly and glitchy cat I have ever seen and handled - No animation on the cat (which has the worst parkinson's symptoms ever) - The cat jumps like a kangaroo and bring bones like a dog - The last 3 levels are unplayable unless you got a touchscreen (even then its nearly impossible, because it dosent support multitouch) - Few levels where you are the cat doing catstuff - Horrible design - Every animal looks like a ugly mutant - Awful graphics - One song on repeat - No proper exit button (must alt+f4) - Horrible controls and very stiff and unnatural animations - All the tasks are very boring - Only 12 very short levels in total (were 3 are not playable) - Lasts for 15 minutes - You have paid money for th...

Level 10: The Bicycle level is the worst thing I have ever played. I am changed man because of it.