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Millennial Simulator

$1.99
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Developer:
Bardstorm
Publisher:
Bardstorm
Platforms:
Windows
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About This Game

Are you tired of living your sad, pathetic, miserable life? Would you rather be sad, pathetic, and miserable simulating your life instead? Then Millennial Simulator is for you!

  • Simulate your utter desperation to buy your very own home
  • Tirelessly endure Karens at dead-end jobs whilst paying rent to fund landlord Derek's 6th investment property
  • Waste what tiny glimmer of hope you have for a better life by sending yourself into exorbitant debt to get an education
  • Splurge your fleeting funds on that delicious avo on toast
  • Hone your snowflake senses by hitting the gym or boosting your stats in the upgrade store
  • Get rejected by hot babes
  • Somehow become even uglier by suffering Covid-19
  • Explore a misleadingly enjoyable and colorful world
  • TRY. TO. SURVIVE.

And if through your trials, you finally do make enough for that deposit...your journey has only just begun...

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User Reviews

Mixed
5 user reviews
40%
Positive
29 min at review
Recommended

https://youtu.be/QcMHLd4Xics https://rumble.com/v2mhjva-millennial-simulator-gameplay-indie-sim.html This is a nice little sim game in which you are going to have to eat, sleep, work and survive. I didn't do everything there is to be done in the game because for some jobs or things that you can buy you need experience and money. So I guess the game offers more content than I've shown here, so for just a couple of dollars you can support the dev and experience the tiring life of a 18 yo millennial.

4 helpful
54 min at review
Not Recommended

Ran around for an hour trying to figure out what to do. Tried some strategies and kept dying. I could probably have figured out a way to survive but I did not want to keep playing. Not helped by the little annoyances: the "spam timer" that lasts way too long and the fact that every time you die you have to watch the beginning cutscene all over again without skipping. I know the game is supposed to be brutal but it is so brutal to the point it isn't fun. As example- in one run, I broke my toe, ignored it, and it escalated to a broken leg, leaving me so slow that I couldn't get to food in time not to starve. Game said "this isn't america, go to the hospital!" so the next time I broke my toe, I went straight there. Before I reached the door it escalated to a broken leg. I was able to make it to the hospital but couldn't find how I was supposed to get treated, since the one person I talked to turned me away for insufficient funds without even telling me how much I needed. Before I could ...

1 helpful
30 min at review
Not Recommended

this game is ass... practically unbeatable / unable to progress. you inevitably get a broken toe or leg in which you cant recover from which immobilizes your movement speed drastically. the only way to progress is working in pizza spot for ages, sleep on bench, and save. however with 300 bucks in my pocket i could afford a toe repair . if you use hotel youll only net 10-20 profit a day from eating healthy.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: 7/8 64 bit
  • Processor: 2.0 Ghz
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

FAQ

How much does Millennial Simulator cost?

Millennial Simulator costs $1.99.

What are the system requirements for Millennial Simulator?

Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: 7/8 64 bit Processor: 2.0 Ghz Memory: 2 GB RAM DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 2 GB available space Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system Memory: 8 GB RAM DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 2 GB available space

What platforms is Millennial Simulator available on?

Millennial Simulator is available on Windows PC.

Is Millennial Simulator worth buying?

Millennial Simulator has 40% positive reviews from 5 players.

When was Millennial Simulator released?

Millennial Simulator was released on May 6, 2023.

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