Sass VS Fash: Girlballs of Steel

The developer of this game practically begged me to play this game and said he'd pay me to leave a good review which to me is extremely shady but I said I didn't require payment and played the game anyway, the game is a total mess the menus don't work properly or save correctly and the A.I just stands around autoaiming you through walls. You get abilities like wall running and dash for no reason just to run along the wall for 2 seconds until the game finishes? also I was harassed by the developer who has a long history of doxing, harassment and criminal history online and he outright threatened me when I asked about it. The developer was charged and arrested for swatting and other criminal activities such as threats of violence towards people online and bomb threats, there are multiple videos and evidence of this which he tries to deny, just look up JMAATV he also was involved in racist raids on streamers and now he pretends to be left wing because he burned his bridges with everyone...

Update 1 (??/??/2024): Mother F*cker just abandoned this project like what he did to his other game, the Duke Nukem Clone. Don't buy this asset flip game, don't ever buy anything from this dev, it’s basically a scam, also he lowered the price so he can make a quick buck out of your pockets, he will never be able to finish this ever, if I were you, just spend your money elsewhere. Update 2 (02/17/2024): How about don't be lazy and finish the damn game, we bought this so we can play it, but you showed nothing but a lackluster, short, buggy and unfinished game. You sold it with a ridiculous amount of cash knowing that it's still in demo, Also you lowered the price when people already bought it. Might as well turn this into a f2p. Don’t give me any bs saying you’re a solo dev with a limited budget, there’s a lot of solo devs with limited budgets that actually made something that did more things than what you created. End statement. If you want people to really respect you and...

Its literally a demo why is HE charging for it? He even says at the end this is a demo but here it says its 1 level. Scam game. Also i've heard some bad stuff about the developer so don't recommend his game at all.

i want her to spit in my mouth

It's a dollar store wolfenstein made by an ex alt righter and recovering kiwifarms target as a personal passion project, game's currently unfinished but with support it'll become a great game for people who really wanna play wolfenstein but are sick of playing wolfenstein wolfenstein, and for people who wanna support a former lolcow's quest for redemption

A bit of a confusing review probably, in the sense that I clicked the thumbs up to recommend this game but I don't actually recommend it - yet. This is a very clear homage to Wolfenstein 3D, but with a slightly more modern presentation (think Doom sourceports), jumps, wallruns and whatnot. The single level currently available can be completed in mere minutes, and there's not really any reason to replay it - it is, after all, a very basic level with straight corridors, small rooms, the usual Wolf3D-style secret behind poster. But the second half of the level hints at some minor platforming and treasures only obtainable via very minor parkouring, which is hopefully a good indicator of what's to come. The gameplay is nothing innovative or anything but it gets the job done, with solid shooting and fast movement. Some work needs to be done on the menus, because not only the options kept resetting after changing them, but also you can't access them from the pause menu, so you always have t...

It's times like this I wish steam had a sideways thumb, because what's here really isn't bad, but I don't think there's enough to justify getting it either. They are upfront that this is basically a demo, but I finished the one level featured here in 4 minutes and had to idle the game another minute to even be able to post a steam review. The weapons are a bit stiff, but I thought the level design was decent and the wallrun was cool. The enemies kept spamming voice clips and one seemed to glitch such that it kept saying the same clip over and over again really loudly which actually kind of hurt my ears, but I do think if built upon it could be a decent retro throwback shooter. Sadly I just don't think having one short 4 minute level is compelling enough to get whatever kind of traction they'll need if they really need sales that badly to finish the game. I think it would be better to devote some time each day to working on levels, especially since the tools to do so are free, and bui...

This game was not ready for early access, having just one level is not enough to get people to recommend the game. the controls are good the wall running is a little finicky to use. This is a good base to build the game upon. the biggest issue right now is there is only one level.

This game has promise but there's a few problems. For one, When trying to shoot weapons like the MP40 or shotgun sometimes the fire button won't register, this got me killed several times. It seems to happen most often when an enemy is in my cross-hair. The settings menu is also broken, I tried changing my mouse sensitivity multiple times but it never saved my settings. I hope this issue can be ironed out for the full release.

got this for 50p its fine for what it is just needs finishing if people read before buying its a demo to help it get made