DRINK HUMAN BEANS

Independent Unit Operator (No Experience Required)

Are you a round peg in a square hole?
Are you a good person?

Y.AI Corp. needs you!

We are seeking Independent Experience Operators motivated by mystery, fear, and violence.

This virtual position offers an exciting opportunity to join the emerging field of human-machine interfaces.*

Over the course of 3-6 days, you will be trained in all aspects of operating a Contactless Emotional Distribution System.

Features:

• Relatable phone-based interaction system.

• Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment.

• A fully-expressive dialogue system that provides the illusion of free-will.

Privileges:

• Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief.

• Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment.

• Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field
  (Security Clearance Required).

Minimum Qualifications:

• Capable of rapid text-based information processing.

• Open to experiences involving cognitive dissonance in a non-traditional environment.

• Able to complete assigned tasks independently.

Preferred Qualifications:

• Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive.

• Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions.

• Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving.

• Strong desire to generate Value.

• Morally flexible.

Important System Disclosures:

• Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence.

• Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability.

• During outages, compliance with Secur Protocol will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience.

• Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real.

How to Apply:

Y.AI is proud to announce a strategic distribution partnership with the Valve Corporation, to bring this immersive experience directly to your home.

Disclaimers:

*Payment is required prior to engaging in this unique opportunity. Compensation for your participation cannot be provided in a traditional format, and will instead be delivered directly as Value.