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POSTAL 2

$9.99
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Metacritic:
59
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About This Game

Workshop and Controller Support




Update Notes

Updates since release on Steam in 2013

Added

  • Full controller support
  • Steam Workshop integration
  • Many features to the POSTed SDK that make creating workshop content easier
  • The ability to play all seven days of POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse weekend in one playthrough
  • Apocalypse weekend’s dismemberment feature to the entire seven days
  • Twelve new weapons courtesy of the Eternal Damnation mod
  • Greater variation in NPC and Zombies. They have a bigger variety of voices, more animations and improved interactions with each other and The Dude
  • 68 Steam Achievement
  • Improved widescreen compatibility, including tripled headed setups
  • FoV slider,Triple Buffering and V-sync to the video options
  • Footstep sounds that change on different surface types
  • Holiday events for St Patrick's day, Valentine’s day, Easter and Halloween
  • Much, much more!

Fixed

  • Thousands of minor mapping and code issues, and a few not so minor
  • Various crashes could occur when dismembering NPCs
  • Massive framerate drops when any fluid type collided with physics objects and exploding cars
  • Exploding cars using incorrect collision
  • And so much more!


About the Game



Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?

Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Key Features

  • Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
  • One large non-linear world.
  • Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
  • Interact with Non-Player Characters
  • Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!
  • Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.

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User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive
100 user reviews
100%
Positive
47 min at review
Recommended

OMG!!! ts gamwe Soo Incellcore 😔!!. I am sooo Older brother core 😭.. this is Super niche💔. imgwonna play wifiskeleton with twis one ☹️

27 helpful 14 funny
3 hrs at review
Recommended

This is one of the most family friendly games i have ever played. Even my little brother enjoyed the beautiful sparkles, rainbows and lollipops. 10/10, would recommend for families!

22 helpful 16 funny
8 hrs at review
Recommended

8 helpful 2 funny
8 hrs at review
Recommended

Today steam has blocked games with sexual content in the UK in order to "protect the children" I'm happy to see that this game avoids the censorship purely because it has no boobs in it, thank god for this puritan game that's safe and healthy for children, thank god that there are not bobs and vagena in this pure and kid friendly game, thank god for the UK, god save the king.

3 helpful 2 funny
36 hrs at review
Recommended

The type of game you turn on after your first playthrough (or during your first playthrough) just to do stupid stuff

3 helpful 3 funny
119 hrs at review
Recommended

I just finished a run in "Pacifist mode", which means I did kill nobody through the end. In a supposedely "extremely violent and immoral" video game. That's precisely why I place this game in my Top5 of fav PC games of all time. To beat the game in Pacifist mode is the one feature that gives Postal 2 the greatest roleplay meta ever in a non-roleplaying video game. Because like in real life, you can stand to your principles but the world around you just don't give a fuck and will try do crush you the same. Now let's get to the review: Gameplaywise, the game still runs super fine (moreso when compared to many games of 2025 that stays barely playable for years, and often abandonned halfway through) ; Postal 2 is fully playable, very arcady feels, and the world is filled with gems that're just waiting to be found. Thanks to the continuous additions, there's been even more fun stuff (for free!) to play with and achievements to do if you're that kind of player (the achievements are ...

1 helpful
66 hrs at review
Recommended

10/10 They don't make em like this anymore a true cult classic i come back to play it at least 2 times a year and i don't even always Finnish my runs i just mess around for 4 5 hours at a time multiple days in a row and the fact over the years they have added a few things for you to discover even better . the time of year you play matters as well you got saint patty's day Halloween Christmas the time of year matters on what you get

11 hrs at review
Recommended

gta but stupider and good

14 hrs at review
Recommended

Have you ever had one of those days where you felt like unleashing your dog on a homeless person, setting the marching band on fire, pissing on cops until they vomit, then shooting down protesters and a corny mascot, all whilst completing errands for the wife in your shitty little trailer? If so, you should probably get help and then buy this game!

17 hrs at review
Recommended

Pretty fun game and pretty funny. Kept crashing tho and kept freezing. had to pull up task manager a couple of times.

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FAQ

How much does POSTAL 2 cost?

POSTAL 2 costs $9.99.

What are the system requirements for POSTAL 2?

System requirements are not available for POSTAL 2.

What platforms is POSTAL 2 available on?

POSTAL 2 is available on Windows PC, Linux.

Is POSTAL 2 worth buying?

POSTAL 2 has 100% positive reviews from 100 players. Metacritic score: 59/100.

When was POSTAL 2 released?

POSTAL 2 was released on Nov 2, 2012.

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