Supermarket Times

Well that was just awful, And not because of the way it looks or whatever, this part is great - for one, it doesn't really flow. The main reason to play this would be the humour and the weirdness. And I didn't like either of those; there's this meanness to it (I mean, the phrase "hoi polloi" is in the game's description, go figure). I guess that's British humour for you? Turns out I don't like it after all. But that's a matter of taste. Does the idea of going to a supermarket to make fun of people that are [i]clearly[/i] beneath you with a sprinkle of animal cruelty and poop jokes sound like a good time? Knock yerself out mate. I'm a boring twat who likes nice and happy things, so I'll pass. I did chuckle two or three times though, which is actually quite an achievement - so I'm not refunding this. But how did this get reviewed in The Guardian (postively no less) is absolutely beyond me.

[i]''Do you know bananas are considered berries?' 'No? Well....now you do''.[/i] Look, I'm not one to find British humour that focuses on celebrities and pop culture funny, so when I found out this game features a sale narrator giving dry descriptions of certain items and reasoning for why you should buy them (along with some dad and toilet jokes in between), I knew I was going to get a lot of laugh-out-loud moments out of it. If you haven't already, you should have watched the trailer already to see if these types of jokes are made for you; if you did and you at least grin at one of the jokes, then I promise you there is plenty to keep raising your lip until you bust out laughing. Throughout the game, you will be traversing through a supermarket interacting with [strike]weird[/strike] unique individuals who want to talk to you about the randomness things like their life stories or beliefs. For example, there was one moment when a mother kept going on and on telling me a story abou...

Short, hilarious, and slightly degenerate.

I put too much toilet paper into my shopping cart then had to throw it all away because I couldn't see the rest of my inventory. 10/10 game

That's the stuff. A weird, nonsensical point and click with the dumbest/smartest scatological and stoner humor you can find. There's nothing else like it and I love it.

Absurd and unique point and click shopping game. Deceptively challenging puzzles, with lots of secrets to find. Propelled by a uniquely British sense of humour (think The Mighty Boosh or The Young Ones'). Everything in it is hand drawn. Would recommend if you're looking for something funny and distinctive.

This is a game about being in a supermarket and having the person at the till comment on what you’ve bought as you bag it up. With home delivery and self-checkout, I’m not sure if it even happens anymore, but it certainly used to, and it sounded like this. The game itself seems to take place in Dalston, and you play a silent, recent graduate of, perhaps, Central St Martins who probably knows all the stops along the N253. There are parts that are vile and parts that are very funny, but it’s all deeply observational and punches in every direction. I only wish the player could burn or flush the Musk shirt, but otherwise this is a great game, for the right audience. Fans of BritishProblems or Monty Python who think they understand post-Blair British humour will be left perplexed and annoyed, fans of the Mighty Boosh will love it.

Funniest game on Steam! I was sad when it was over. Goblin approved.

Fun little game, I loved the voices and the ambiance of the supermarket.

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