1 Trait Escape

I saw Stoney Bologne at the grocery store yesterday... I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Ring Pops in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “t...

[h1]Felky Fun Meter[/h1] [h1]|------|----| [6/10] Pretty fun![/h1] [b]I wish I could rate this higher but the obligatory 30mins Vampire Survivors section[u]s[/u] almost fully ruined this very fun game for me.[/b] First impression was horrible; Immediately got annoyed by the characters during the intro I felt like I was watching a Rick & Morty episode and it definitely seemed like this was gonna be a rough playthrough.. [b]BUT[/b] this game is filled with fun mini-games; good/comfy controls; pleasant art and even if the humor never really got me at least it's not hammered in your face as hard as some other "funny" games do and overall the story was really enjoyable to follow and to finish :D I liked every single mini-games and there's a little bit for everyone from precise jumping to actual knowledge-test about random topic in the world; with some arcade-machine-style games and real puzzles that make you think. Really wasn't expecting this and it was super fun to go through! That be...

A truly unique and uniquely charming game that is just brimming with surprises. Genuinely funny.

this is a game

why hasnt this been played by EVERYONE I KNOW i have NOBODY to talk to about this game

You can tell everyone involved in making this game had a lot of fun doing so. I however did not have that much fun during the Cossett section but the game is great and addicting regardless. Also very poetic and meaningful at times.