You are Dice Guy.

You're a hero with many
FACES. 6 faces to be exact. Some might consider this a handicap, but you turn this to your advantage. You can equip items on any one of your faces. When you
ROLL a random equipped item automatically activates.
Evil inanimate objects have taken over the world.
EVIL MOUSE GUY has "
Combobulated" inanimate objects and is
CONTROLLING THEIR MINDS. To bring
PEACE back to the world you need to "
Discombobulate" enemies so they
SNAP OUT of the mind control.
FARM plastic crops.

Life is not all about fighting and saving the world. Sometimes you just have to relax and farm some plastic vegetables. Plastic is the crafting material of the world and luckily
IT DOES GROW ON TREES.
AUTOMATE factories to refine the plastic into weapons and armor.

Of course raw
plastic has little real world use. To convert plastic into usable and useful
ITEMS you have to
REFINE it and after that you can
CRAFT your first weapons and armor.
FIGHT enemies and bosses.

Once you are armed and ready it's time to set out and journey forth into the wide
OPEN WORLD. There's danger and reward around every corner. If things get too hard you can always go back to your farm and craft more powerful gear.
While doing all this you might find a secret or two...
Not everything is as it looks in this world. If you're extra perceptive you might discover a hidden
SECRET.