Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Free to Play

Release Date:: Mar 28, 2023
Developer:: Intelligible Games
Publisher:: Intelligible Games
Platforms:: Windows Mac

Indie Free To Play Adventure Steam Achievements Full controller support Single-player Steam Cloud

About This Game

Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates was never interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the nature of morality.

The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!

A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.

If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:

Greatly polished presentation!

Higher resolution assets across the board!
New 16:9 layout!
Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general!

New gameplay features!

Controller Support!
Achievements!
Dynamic conversation logging!
The groundbreaking ability to save whenever you want!

Additional script polish!

A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird!
Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens are a categorical evil.
Perhaps a little something extra somewhere...