Pitchfork Kingdom

Pitchfork Kingdom is a short but sweet 2D action game with tons of charm and a really enjoyable art style. It Is not without its flaws, considering it is the developers first game on steam but we all have to start somewhere. The boss battles was the highlight for me, simple and entertaining. I did take issue with how easy it was to get hit, especially when there clearly was a large space between the enemy and my character. If you are looking to play something light to take a break from all those Soulsborne games then this is a great palate cleanser!

This game is so bad, it's good. For most it will be a refund. Things that are more fun than playing this game: *Biting your toenails *Watching paint dry *Licking the toilet seat *Licking the toilet seat in a port a potty *Eating brussel sprouts *Eating peas *Watching The Golden Girls *Playing a cheap hentai game *Playing any game *Having a staring contest with your cat *Having a staring contest with your pet guinea pig. *Licking the toilet seat in an airplane *Watching Fuller House *Watching A Law and Order Marathon *Playing with dolls *Being constipated *Being constipated and pregnant *Losing your religion *Losing your wallet *Brushing your teeth *Choking *Watching NCIS *Watching Golf