quite possibly the single greatest video game i have ever played in my life. this is how every video game should be. this is the perfect game. the chop goblins run around, they chop, they scream, they cause chaos, and the heroic protagonist stops them. if john video game could play this, he would cry unending tears of pure amounts of joy. if i could eat chop goblins the video game, it would be the most delicious thing ever. if i could make love to chop goblins the video game, one of us is leaving pregnant and it might end up being me. my favorite level is dracula's castle. its very spooky, very SCARY. if you are SCARED EASY, its not the level for you. ESPECIALLY not the final boss of that level. it appealed to my every sense and made me the happiest man on the planet that we call earth. and then i got to fighting you know who. if you know, you know. but as scary and haunting as that fight was, with the beautifully written et terrifying song to go with, i managed to put you know who in ...
Chop Goblins
- Release Date:
- Dec 12, 2022
- Developer:
- David Szymanski
- Publisher:
- David Szymanski
- Platforms:
- Windows
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About This Game
Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.
And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!
Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.
FEATURES
- A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler
- 5 levels set in different time periods
- 5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun
- An assortment of different enemies and minibosses
- Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability
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User Reviews
10/10 should have won game of the year call of duty has nothing on this
the only aim trainer you'll ever need.
WHERE’S ALL THE CHEESE???
It is simply the goofiest FPS game I definitely enjoyed. The Chop Goblins are such lovable bastards you can definitely enjoy eradicating.
Everyone else who's reviewed this game basically said it best: A fun, bite-sized little retro shooter that's pay homage to really bad and cheesy B-tier horror flicks, which I personally happen to be a fan of, so this definitely satisfies me in that regard. But yes, definitely buy it and play it, it's just that good, David Szymanski, he's like the Quentin Tarantino of retro shooters, practically everything he's involved in is usually a banger and this is no different.
Bite sized boomer shooter game. Guns and gameplay are straightforward with an upbeat style in the music for 5 levels. New Game + (Once Again) adds a bit more replay but not by much. I got this game on a sale. It's nice, though it could be better.
We making it out of goblin city with this one
This game is a hidden gem! My only real complaint about it is the lack of a save option! After awhile I just get to a point where I'm done playing for now, which means everytime I play, I have to start from the begining over and over! The Goblins themselves are charming, and a joy to slaughter! There's something addictive about collecting the coins too! It comes off as a cute kind of game, until you pick up the handgun and see the kind of reality grounded violence the game has in store for you! They want cheese, but all I'm handing out is bullets! The adventure will take you to many locations if you stick with it! Grab this game on sale like I did for 1.99 and you too will have happy thoughts slaying Goblins!
A fun and comical boomer shooter that doesn't overstay its welcome. Great at what it does and has an amazing soundtrack to boot!
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System Requirements
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11
- Processor: x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support.
- Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable.
- DirectX: Version 10
- Sound Card: Built in
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
FAQ
How much does Chop Goblins cost?
Chop Goblins costs $4.99.
What are the system requirements for Chop Goblins?
Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11 Processor: x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support. Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable. DirectX: Version 10 Sound Card: Built in Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
What platforms is Chop Goblins available on?
Chop Goblins is available on Windows PC.
Is Chop Goblins worth buying?
Chop Goblins has 100% positive reviews from 27 players.
When was Chop Goblins released?
Chop Goblins was released on Dec 12, 2022.
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