From the Town of Gleming

Hello, fellow person with a really weird steam queue. I saw this game and it hit me with the animal magnetism of a discount gas station hotdog or a really questionable DVD at the thrift store. It is about as bad as it looks, but sometimes you just want some nice schlock. And to my surprise, this was above-average schlock. For one dollar, I am satisfied with my purchase. This is not a horror game. It is a true walking simulator with no damage, health, timer, or even a spooky dude chasing you. It has some ominous notes you collect and 2 intentional jumpscares, with many unintentional jumpscares from weird physics object collision sending you to the moon. Your only limitation is that you can't swim, and even then it just kicks you to the starting location. On that alone it isn't anything special, but it has some... let's say [i]interesting design choices[/i] to make me curious about the people that made it, and generally keep my interest in the game. On the off chance you want to play ...

I mean, it's bad. Like, really bad. Bad to the point that it makes you think that it must be hiding some sort of twist, but as far as I can tell it's not. It's just bad, barely even a game. It is extremely fascinating in how it completely bucks every single gaming trend, up to and including "having correctly spelled dialogue," though.