Betrayal At Club Low

So there I was, in some of the worst pain I've been in for who knows how long, days, maybe weeks out from getting any help from anybody because of a jolly combination of overwork, a downward spiral of my health, a predisposition for not advocating for myself well, COVID restrictions, overworked, overbooked, understaffed medical facilities, sheer bad luck, and I can't really sleep, but I’m so tired at this point. In a pain addled delirium through a series of now indeterminate events I end up watching a brutal moose play this game, but I only got cognisant of what I was watching, I'm not even sure when. So I have no idea what's going on, but somehow I get invested. And it's kinda wild. The Blue Man from the Watchmen is a spy posing as a pizza boy trying to extract a compromised asset in an organised crime ring that uses a club, that used to be a saw mill or something, as a front, and apparently has to use the power of pizzamancy to cook his weird dice pool to facilitate various absurdi...

[table] [tr] [th]WHEN[/th] [td]Beats are bumping and the line is around the block[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]WHERE[/th] [td]Club Low, the place to be[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]WHO ARE YOU[/th] [td]An agent on a mission[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]WHAT DO YOU DO[/th] [td]Rescue someone and escape by spinning a set, slinging pizzas, or bonding over a tennis match. Use your special skills and flavorful pizza recipes to accomplish your mission and realize nirvana or abandoned and alone. Either way, an epic ride.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]WHY IT'S WORTH PLAYING[/th] [td]Style so loud it thumps in your chest, amped to ELEVEN, mixed and sampled with some of the most thematically pitch perfect mechanics it doesn't miss a beat. [/td] [/tr] [/table]

Very fun Strategy game, unintelligible story but cool if you are willing to meet it at it's level of weirdness.

Cosmo D proves that he still loves music and pizza. Plus a new dice mechanic.

Pizzaiolo