Annoying for the sake of being annoying, a few examples below. You can tap left mouse to fire your weapons, or you can hold left mouse to charge up a burst of shorts and fire them when you release the button, but tap firing repeatedly is so much faster than charging up a burst you end up spam clicking through the whole game. The last 3rd of the game has cobwebs blocking your path to stop you from running past everything (as you can do for the first 2/3rds), except the cobwebs slow you down so much there are spots where you'll spend half a minute just holding forward to get through them, with no alternative path or approach possible. Enemies only respawn when you die (and when you continue a save, but that's because the dev is a n00b) and can't follow you across doors, but ammo and health plants respawn after a short wait time, so it's pretty easy to clear out the whole map by advancing carefully and resupplying often: the game tries to make things more difficult by giving some enemies ...
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About This Game
GOD DAMN THE GARDEN challenges you to face the trial of Skeleton Bastard, which tests whether or not you're worthy of becoming the next king of Badass Heaven.
In a vast underworld, find a way to escape from the mysterious depths of God Damns World by fighting your way past aggressive creatures.
Obtain ammunition from plants to grow yourself stronger, and find the ultimate weapon to help you ascend from the depths.
Features:
In a vast underworld, find a way to escape from the mysterious depths of God Damns World by fighting your way past aggressive creatures.
Obtain ammunition from plants to grow yourself stronger, and find the ultimate weapon to help you ascend from the depths.
Features:
- Fast-paced shooting action against cursed looking animals
- Badass boss fights with cool original soundtrack
- Really dumb dialogue
- Explore the mysterious depths of God Damns World
- Capybaras
- Cool gore
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User Reviews
Overwhelmingly Negative
2 user reviews
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User #195983
english
6 hrs at review
User #334242
english
54 min at review
Meh
System Requirements
Minimum
Minimum:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: 1.0 GHz
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce GT 630M
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
Recommended
Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: 2.0 GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce GTX 1060
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
FAQ
How much does God Damn The Garden cost?
God Damn The Garden costs $4.99.
What are the system requirements for God Damn The Garden?
Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 Processor: 1.0 GHz Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: GeForce GT 630M DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: 2.0 GHz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: GeForce GTX 1060 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
What platforms is God Damn The Garden available on?
God Damn The Garden is available on Windows PC.
Is God Damn The Garden worth buying?
God Damn The Garden has 0% positive reviews from 2 players.
When was God Damn The Garden released?
God Damn The Garden was released on Dec 20, 2021.
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